As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9097. | huahongquan (huahongquan2007) | 85.75 | 96% | 2017-01-22 |
| 9098. | Daniel (tempguan) | 85.74 | 97% | 2022-08-06 |
| 9099. | An (anhanpro2k) | 85.74 | 98% | 2022-04-12 |
| 9100. | kb noob (akh7) | 85.74 | 98% | 2020-08-23 |
| 9101. | Owen (owenl131) | 85.74 | 98% | 2021-01-01 |
| 9102. | Vishal (fieryhydra) | 85.74 | 98% | 2016-05-15 |
| 9103. | Tommy Lee (dolancodec) | 85.74 | 97% | 2018-12-15 |
| 9104. | Greg (grrg) | 85.73 | 98% | 2022-05-13 |
| 9105. | Huy (pikeman222) | 85.73 | 97% | 2017-10-25 |
| 9106. | Spoon (spoonforkspork) | 85.72 | 94% | 2015-05-07 |
| 9107. | Robert (robnekaj) | 85.72 | 95% | 2022-12-03 |
| 9108. | EetMyBung (banaynaytruck) | 85.72 | 89% | 2016-08-22 |
| 9109. | Rully (rully_monas) | 85.72 | 97.3% | 2024-06-08 |
| 9110. | Gagan (gagan18) | 85.72 | 97.6% | 2021-02-12 |
| 9111. | Canadian (killzaa) | 85.72 | 93% | 2015-11-01 |
| 9112. | Naveen (caffeinethepop) | 85.72 | 97.8% | 2023-10-09 |
| 9113. | 10 finger ginger (10finger_... | 85.71 | 98% | 2024-07-25 |
| 9114. | tristen (unitristen) | 85.71 | 98% | 2021-11-17 |
| 9115. | SPFover9000 (monkeyman143) | 85.71 | 98% | 2023-05-25 |
| 9116. | Ingrid (ingrilledbeef) | 85.71 | 96.5% | 2023-09-25 |
| 9117. | Skaiski (skaiski) | 85.71 | 98.4% | 2021-02-09 |
| 9118. | maz (maz_) | 85.71 | 98% | 2021-01-11 |
| 9119. | Reddington ツ (ericliu17) | 85.71 | 97% | 2019-08-22 |
| 9120. | JL (jl14) | 85.70 | 98% | 2024-09-25 |
| 9121. | Sezuiks (sezuiks) | 85.69 | 98% | 2025-04-27 |
| 9122. | dreadex (dreadex) | 85.69 | 98% | 2022-08-14 |
| 9123. | ElfIv (elfiv) | 85.69 | 98% | 2023-02-05 |
| 9124. | Leenaxio (bbsc5) | 85.69 | 87% | 2016-08-05 |
| 9125. | chris (walchrisc) | 85.68 | 98.2% | 2023-11-05 |
| 9126. | Bob (ryokucha) | 85.68 | 97% | 2021-01-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |