And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4227. | Senor (senorqueso42) | 115.52 | 97% | 2016-05-11 |
| 4228. | Joshua (mrjoshy) | 115.51 | 98.8% | 2023-06-20 |
| 4229. | blue2electricboogaloo (105wpm) | 115.51 | 99% | 2022-07-12 |
| 4230. | jiwon (jiwon) | 115.51 | — | 2011-02-07 |
| 4231. | Cher (cherwang) | 115.51 | — | 2010-05-16 |
| 4232. | calvindawgz (calvindawgz) | 115.50 | 98% | 2016-09-25 |
| 4233. | d (dafeiji) | 115.50 | 98% | 2021-12-06 |
| 4234. | absolute (xfijiwaterx) | 115.50 | 96% | 2016-05-11 |
| 4235. | PKMB_PKMB_PKMB (talk_to_me_... | 115.49 | 98.3% | 2023-10-19 |
| 4236. | M (springfield12) | 115.48 | 98.8% | 2023-09-13 |
| 4237. | C (charlottec) | 115.48 | 97% | 2015-03-01 |
| 4238. | Djaenk (djaenk) | 115.47 | 98% | 2023-05-06 |
| 4239. | Jeff (merser) | 115.46 | 94% | 2016-05-11 |
| 4240. | lemon (ilka) | 115.46 | 98% | 2019-04-20 |
| 4241. | pmcats (marupiter) | 115.45 | 99% | 2011-06-13 |
| 4242. | anotherbreakfastwithyou (an... | 115.44 | 99% | 2013-07-18 |
| 4243. | eric (ericliu04) | 115.43 | 98% | 2021-12-09 |
| 4244. | ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ (sebastiuon) | 115.43 | 97% | 2016-09-20 |
| 4245. | minks (wwwhimsy) | 115.43 | 95% | 2013-08-05 |
| 4246. | Richard (blueark88) | 115.43 | 96% | 2016-12-04 |
| 4247. | Justin (slowly_winning) | 115.42 | 100% | 2023-04-27 |
| 4248. | MumeiWork (mumeiwork) | 115.42 | 95% | 2015-03-13 |
| 4249. | Mufasa (ceer) | 115.41 | 98% | 2016-11-01 |
| 4250. | Kaylee (astose) | 115.41 | 98% | 2014-10-26 |
| 4251. | İlker (ikesen) | 115.41 | 98% | 2017-07-13 |
| 4252. | Samuel (7hands) | 115.41 | 95% | 2016-11-12 |
| 4253. | Leopold FC660M (sech) | 115.41 | 93% | 2014-03-15 |
| 4254. | mate (jskov9850) | 115.40 | 97% | 2020-04-05 |
| 4255. | Kevin (kevinpro912) | 115.40 | 98% | 2020-01-16 |
| 4256. | alwin (i_suk) | 115.40 | — | 2011-03-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |