The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34724. | Nguyen (puchiano) | 59.47 | — | 2010-04-04 |
| 34725. | 🥔 (potato) | 59.47 | — | 2009-01-03 |
| 34726. | Reset (probably_a_noob) | 59.46 | 95% | 2021-05-19 |
| 34727. | MooMoo (moo_24) | 59.46 | 98% | 2023-03-05 |
| 34728. | klokl (klokl1) | 59.46 | 95.6% | 2023-07-17 |
| 34729. | Michael (pjcow1) | 59.46 | 96% | 2018-11-05 |
| 34730. | (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ (vuvule) | 59.46 | 92% | 2013-05-15 |
| 34731. | chicken (chicken4soup) | 59.46 | 98% | 2017-07-18 |
| 34732. | Hari (arroganthari) | 59.46 | 98% | 2011-08-17 |
| 34733. | RHYTHM MOTWANI (rhythm_123) | 59.45 | 96% | 2023-08-29 |
| 34734. | Pekto (incredibold) | 59.45 | 96% | 2021-03-15 |
| 34735. | Dracule (deelipsingh77) | 59.45 | 94% | 2020-10-04 |
| 34736. | Ditri (vtthach) | 59.45 | — | 2010-05-08 |
| 34737. | Brian (pitviper) | 59.45 | 99% | 2017-03-16 |
| 34738. | Derf (derfmongrel) | 59.45 | 99% | 2018-07-26 |
| 34739. | Camden (camden) | 59.45 | — | 2009-09-25 |
| 34740. | Erick (erickboshoff) | 59.44 | 94% | 2015-05-07 |
| 34741. | tstats[alexander98] (alexan... | 59.44 | 96% | 2021-11-25 |
| 34742. | Binod (binod_magar69) | 59.44 | 97% | 2023-05-12 |
| 34743. | Sargis (saqo1997) | 59.44 | 96% | 2022-06-03 |
| 34744. | Jelly belly (jellybabysexys... | 59.44 | 96% | 2021-04-27 |
| 34745. | Trần (tranthong14) | 59.44 | 98% | 2013-01-29 |
| 34746. | Kaharaman64 (ledesma64) | 59.44 | 96% | 2015-12-02 |
| 34747. | tang (daoxuantang) | 59.44 | — | 2009-05-15 |
| 34748. | C (cjie1108) | 59.43 | 97% | 2023-03-21 |
| 34749. | Vanilka (vanilka) | 59.43 | 97% | 2023-02-27 |
| 34750. | Naasrull (naasrull) | 59.43 | 94% | 2019-03-18 |
| 34751. | Lucas (lukester6969) | 59.43 | 94% | 2018-12-10 |
| 34752. | Sam (liao60209) | 59.43 | 98% | 2020-07-27 |
| 34753. | don (dandhi) | 59.43 | 95% | 2021-02-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |