I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16026. | Jack (phntm5569) | 73.65 | 97% | 2021-03-26 |
| 16027. | Adam (goodboyadam) | 73.65 | 96% | 2019-06-22 |
| 16028. | Jenny (arimii) | 73.65 | 96% | 2015-05-21 |
| 16029. | Rishi (_slow_typer) | 73.64 | 97% | 2023-02-14 |
| 16030. | Murad (muradeliyev) | 73.64 | 96.1% | 2025-02-17 |
| 16031. | Csabi (csabaradi) | 73.64 | 98% | 2018-08-16 |
| 16032. | Lysu (lysu976) | 73.63 | 97% | 2024-06-28 |
| 16033. | Lite (lite_z) | 73.63 | 90% | 2016-06-19 |
| 16034. | E. Crimson [MX] ~ (galneryus) | 73.63 | 98% | 2017-08-23 |
| 16035. | Shrubber (shrubber) | 73.62 | 98% | 2020-10-10 |
| 16036. | matthew (azhy02) | 73.62 | 97% | 2021-02-10 |
| 16037. | Jessica (jsilvers27) | 73.62 | 98% | 2021-06-27 |
| 16038. | rakitic (lukamodric7991) | 73.62 | 96% | 2020-04-19 |
| 16039. | Sonu (sonugupta) | 73.62 | 98% | 2023-09-19 |
| 16040. | Aviad (shikloshi) | 73.62 | 94% | 2016-07-21 |
| 16041. | Athenaithan (pxie7) | 73.62 | 96% | 2018-03-07 |
| 16042. | DOO (datblakgai) | 73.61 | 96.1% | 2024-03-09 |
| 16043. | Blasting Caps (cherrymxboss) | 73.61 | 94% | 2016-11-08 |
| 16044. | Eric (ericc4) | 73.61 | 97% | 2020-10-28 |
| 16045. | Tobias (tobi9891) | 73.60 | 95.5% | 2023-07-01 |
| 16046. | Daniel (maddan2016) | 73.60 | 92% | 2016-10-28 |
| 16047. | John (scylva) | 73.60 | 97% | 2022-04-22 |
| 16048. | Zi (asianzealand) | 73.60 | 97% | 2018-09-06 |
| 16049. | Conor (conormac02) | 73.60 | 97% | 2021-08-02 |
| 16050. | chrispogi (izack124) | 73.60 | 97% | 2021-04-15 |
| 16051. | Marco (oblq) | 73.60 | 98% | 2020-12-30 |
| 16052. | Paul (soonersfan6) | 73.60 | 97% | 2018-01-03 |
| 16053. | Luka (k4lu) | 73.59 | 95% | 2023-01-10 |
| 16054. | vallasao (vallasao) | 73.59 | 99% | 2021-01-11 |
| 16055. | Sultan (albertdravenstein) | 73.59 | 97% | 2023-02-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |