Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
—from SPAM: A Biography: The Amazing True Story of America's "Miracle Meat!", a book by Carolyn Wyman
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8463. | Kai (cheongengkai) | 99.38 | 98.2% | 2024-03-17 |
| 8464. | Alan (alanfortlink) | 99.38 | 98% | 2018-12-05 |
| 8465. | Donger (captainassholay) | 99.38 | 96% | 2016-07-21 |
| 8466. | bigrat.monster (fingerlessr... | 99.37 | 98% | 2025-03-26 |
| 8467. | alpha (alphawoman) | 99.37 | 96.7% | 2024-11-23 |
| 8468. | n (vituperative1) | 99.37 | 98% | 2019-10-23 |
| 8469. | פלסטין חופשית (... | 99.37 | 98% | 2022-09-19 |
| 8470. | Frischer Salat (frischersalat) | 99.37 | 96% | 2015-03-31 |
| 8471. | Mark (curdflappers) | 99.36 | 98% | 2018-05-07 |
| 8472. | Darabaneanu (sochu) | 99.36 | 97.3% | 2025-01-13 |
| 8473. | Nate (hoopstrings) | 99.36 | 98% | 2020-12-12 |
| 8474. | honey (fawniiee) | 99.35 | 99% | 2025-05-05 |
| 8475. | Sean (smor729) | 99.35 | 98% | 2025-04-28 |
| 8476. | Labobo (labobo123) | 99.35 | 98% | 2024-08-15 |
| 8477. | InQforVainglory (scottiedont) | 99.35 | 99.2% | 2024-03-04 |
| 8478. | horyzen1 nq (lucknumber8) | 99.35 | 97.4% | 2024-07-13 |
| 8479. | Balaji (balajimc55) | 99.34 | 99% | 2015-09-27 |
| 8480. | Ari (cuda_) | 99.34 | 95% | 2023-03-02 |
| 8481. | Eric (ericbg) | 99.34 | 97% | 2020-04-26 |
| 8482. | Alec (sableguy) | 99.34 | 98% | 2022-07-27 |
| 8483. | Nika (tinysalmon90) | 99.34 | 97% | 2021-11-26 |
| 8484. | Dylan (dylanott) | 99.34 | 97% | 2018-07-15 |
| 8485. | TL (zstarcatchz) | 99.34 | 97% | 2016-01-20 |
| 8486. | Linh VED (linhtruong) | 99.34 | 96% | 2014-06-24 |
| 8487. | will (whitedarko) | 99.33 | 96.8% | 2024-06-02 |
| 8488. | Sebastian (sebass0722) | 99.33 | 98% | 2023-02-13 |
| 8489. | Kyle (mrkylee) | 99.33 | 100% | 2021-10-25 |
| 8490. | thomp (thompson139) | 99.33 | 96% | 2016-11-22 |
| 8491. | MoarDakka (theworminator) | 99.33 | 90% | 2011-12-15 |
| 8492. | Jackie (september4) | 99.33 | 99% | 2013-11-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 165,395 | 71.55 | August 20, 2009 |
| Instant Death Mode | 143 | 74.73 | April 23, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 16 | 40.34 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 76.93 | January 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 4 | 68.91 | June 8, 2021 |