I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6276. | Mike (mikedoel85) | 96.62 | 96% | 2019-04-05 |
| 6277. | Andrew (akarzel) | 96.62 | 94% | 2015-10-30 |
| 6278. | Chad (balphagor) | 96.61 | 94% | 2015-10-14 |
| 6279. | Asan 🚗 (asan29) | 96.61 | 100% | 2022-10-13 |
| 6280. | 3 wpm (fopdoodle127) | 96.61 | 98% | 2022-05-18 |
| 6281. | Austin (austinhwang) | 96.61 | 97% | 2018-02-20 |
| 6282. | I type (carsftw) | 96.60 | 95% | 2021-10-25 |
| 6283. | nanek (nanek) | 96.60 | 98% | 2019-04-19 |
| 6284. | Albert (3peas) | 96.60 | 99% | 2022-04-26 |
| 6285. | duckwrth (duckwrth) | 96.60 | 98% | 2023-09-13 |
| 6286. | Sam (captaineleven) | 96.60 | 97% | 2017-12-04 |
| 6287. | Gemma (gemstoned) | 96.60 | 96% | 2018-04-11 |
| 6288. | Mike (d4rk_phantom120) | 96.59 | 93% | 2015-06-06 |
| 6289. | cubis (cubis) | 96.59 | 100% | 2017-04-06 |
| 6290. | Co_shu_nie (adizer0) | 96.58 | 97.6% | 2023-09-18 |
| 6291. | blackacre (nreese18) | 96.58 | 92% | 2016-06-30 |
| 6292. | Eric (ericbg) | 96.57 | 97% | 2020-01-20 |
| 6293. | alex (alex3213213) | 96.57 | 96% | 2021-12-11 |
| 6294. | J-Money (jacobbeaudway) | 96.57 | 97.6% | 2023-09-27 |
| 6295. | DangdutKoplo (dangdutkoplo2) | 96.57 | 98% | 2019-07-29 |
| 6296. | Shirou (ness_20xx) | 96.57 | 96% | 2020-04-13 |
| 6297. | == Klub (blueclub) | 96.56 | 97% | 2020-06-30 |
| 6298. | bobbyct (bobbyct) | 96.56 | 95.4% | 2023-11-29 |
| 6299. | Darth (whloo) | 96.56 | 98% | 2021-07-14 |
| 6300. | wiyu (wiyu) | 96.56 | 98% | 2025-04-24 |
| 6301. | Kerp (shaqdiesel) | 96.56 | 98% | 2022-08-02 |
| 6302. | I type my Life (typerype) | 96.56 | 100% | 2017-11-10 |
| 6303. | grace (graceszymk) | 96.55 | 99% | 2020-06-10 |
| 6304. | Bob (bob_colemak) | 96.55 | 97% | 2020-11-26 |
| 6305. | bugbugbug (big_rory) | 96.54 | 98% | 2025-08-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |