Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18408. | Abhinav :P (abhi_typist) | 70.67 | 97% | 2022-01-28 |
| 18409. | (thehommus) | 70.67 | 97% | 2019-05-19 |
| 18410. | (genie336) | 70.66 | 91% | 2014-07-17 |
| 18411. | (mahesh_gl) | 70.66 | 97% | 2013-05-18 |
| 18412. | (grizzley) | 70.66 | 98% | 2013-01-11 |
| 18413. | Pan Maciej (jmac83) | 70.66 | 93% | 2014-05-20 |
| 18414. | (mightymitez) | 70.66 | 92% | 2012-10-21 |
| 18415. | (smityhead) | 70.66 | 96% | 2020-08-24 |
| 18416. | (arbfm) | 70.65 | 89% | 2017-04-29 |
| 18417. | (mohammedtowaileb) | 70.65 | 98% | 2015-03-01 |
| 18418. | (pawitzmu) | 70.65 | — | 2011-03-29 |
| 18419. | x (xyzxyz) | 70.65 | 96% | 2013-10-24 |
| 18420. | (jordantheodoric) | 70.65 | 94% | 2012-06-29 |
| 18421. | Grinky (grinky) | 70.65 | 96% | 2017-11-20 |
| 18422. | (gold_roger) | 70.65 | 99% | 2023-01-21 |
| 18423. | Just (ottovon) | 70.65 | 95% | 2022-05-02 |
| 18424. | (anomaly5647) | 70.64 | 94% | 2013-08-17 |
| 18425. | Brett (bpoole00@gmail.com) | 70.64 | 93% | 2014-08-29 |
| 18426. | (shrll133) | 70.64 | 90% | 2017-04-03 |
| 18427. | (eric__574) | 70.64 | 94% | 2017-07-31 |
| 18428. | (xaviarxx) | 70.64 | 94% | 2021-12-28 |
| 18429. | (crazyfingers) | 70.63 | — | 2008-12-09 |
| 18430. | (dakota44) | 70.63 | — | 2009-10-20 |
| 18431. | (hamp) | 70.63 | 88% | 2016-08-19 |
| 18432. | RRKS (rrks43) | 70.63 | 95% | 2015-10-01 |
| 18433. | (scavy) | 70.63 | 92% | 2012-03-27 |
| 18434. | Pratheepa (theepa) | 70.63 | — | 2010-02-28 |
| 18435. | (p173) | 70.63 | 98% | 2022-12-15 |
| 18436. | (snowfall7550) | 70.63 | 98.4% | 2023-09-23 |
| 18437. | (madlittlemods) | 70.63 | 93% | 2014-06-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |