Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5637. | Michael (infinity34) | 54.05 | 93% | 2020-10-10 |
| 5638. | Andy (ukp2) | 54.05 | 96% | 2020-12-02 |
| 5639. | Jacob (jacobthetyper4) | 54.04 | 97% | 2020-05-22 |
| 5640. | modrad (modrad) | 54.03 | 95% | 2020-12-10 |
| 5641. | ♦☺♦ (lookdownnotjustup) | 54.01 | 97% | 2020-01-07 |
| 5642. | Naimur (nrriaz) | 54.00 | 98% | 2020-09-25 |
| 5643. | Brandon (bbuthmann) | 53.99 | 94% | 2020-06-30 |
| 5644. | David (davidbojkovski) | 53.95 | 94% | 2019-11-19 |
| 5645. | We promise we won't be mad ... | 53.94 | 95% | 2018-06-25 |
| 5646. | Raeid (rudds1231) | 53.92 | 96% | 2018-02-22 |
| 5647. | Miras (t_miras_s) | 53.91 | 94% | 2018-12-06 |
| 5648. | Aman (aman416) | 53.89 | 96% | 2020-10-14 |
| 5649. | Banana_has_Radiation (emman... | 53.88 | 94% | 2020-12-08 |
| 5650. | Mubashir (monkegates) | 53.86 | 95% | 2019-03-18 |
| 5651. | Lovro (bucimin) | 53.83 | 95% | 2020-06-27 |
| 5652. | Xtrics (christ0208) | 53.81 | 95% | 2019-04-25 |
| 5653. | Eric (eric_17) | 53.79 | 93% | 2020-06-07 |
| 5654. | Saurav (saurav_anwar) | 53.78 | 96% | 2018-03-11 |
| 5655. | Raunak (aabbccdd4444) | 53.77 | 94% | 2019-05-16 |
| 5656. | Fikri (fikrimus35) | 53.75 | 97% | 2019-06-25 |
| 5657. | Pulkit (pulk) | 53.74 | 95% | 2018-03-26 |
| 5658. | Skagenmacka (skagenmacka) | 53.73 | 96% | 2020-09-11 |
| 5659. | Zlatin (master_zit) | 53.73 | 97% | 2020-11-04 |
| 5660. | Abby (ironeek) | 53.73 | 96% | 2020-01-20 |
| 5661. | My Finger is INJURED (yogzkee) | 53.69 | 96% | 2020-08-24 |
| 5662. | Sevi (snakeley) | 53.68 | 95% | 2020-02-19 |
| 5663. | Coco (thegamercoco) | 53.68 | 93% | 2020-08-31 |
| 5664. | Sabiina (sabinah) | 53.67 | 96% | 2020-09-21 |
| 5665. | Achim (chimbro) | 53.67 | 94% | 2018-12-09 |
| 5666. | Sima (spacecraft) | 53.66 | 96% | 2020-10-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |