It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1461. | Yevhenii (prinzeugen) | 87.12 | 98% | 2019-09-30 |
| 1462. | Tim (bertardy) | 87.12 | 97% | 2018-05-27 |
| 1463. | Appropriate (d0wny) | 87.05 | 95% | 2018-04-29 |
| 1464. | Emily (sophy416) | 87.02 | 97% | 2020-12-04 |
| 1465. | Ivan (ivanplaystr) | 87.02 | 96% | 2020-02-07 |
| 1466. | Ivan (ivan_ivanov) | 87.02 | 98% | 2018-01-19 |
| 1467. | Big (dynastyx) | 87.01 | 97% | 2021-08-11 |
| 1468. | Person (improbhighnotgonnalie) | 87.00 | 97% | 2019-05-23 |
| 1469. | Phil (pliao39) | 86.98 | 98% | 2019-10-13 |
| 1470. | Daryl (vencaida) | 86.97 | 98% | 2020-12-02 |
| 1471. | Dean (biollama112) | 86.97 | 96% | 2018-01-31 |
| 1472. | QHadron (jack2980) | 86.96 | 97% | 2019-11-21 |
| 1473. | China (dvorak_king) | 86.95 | 96% | 2021-07-25 |
| 1474. | Lakshay (shaybas) | 86.95 | 97% | 2020-01-14 |
| 1475. | Joe (fronk3341) | 86.94 | 97% | 2020-12-18 |
| 1476. | Mohibur (shuvo94) | 86.92 | 99% | 2019-08-03 |
| 1477. | DANKEY (dankeycart) | 86.89 | 96% | 2020-02-07 |
| 1478. | Eric (eric397) | 86.89 | 98% | 2020-10-17 |
| 1479. | Solvent (sanchit92) | 86.89 | 98% | 2019-05-16 |
| 1480. | Gabriel (gabmano) | 86.89 | 98% | 2018-03-09 |
| 1481. | :) (nikokriba) | 86.88 | 97% | 2018-05-09 |
| 1482. | bo (boquintana) | 86.88 | 100% | 2018-04-07 |
| 1483. | Ray (raychen1155) | 86.87 | 97% | 2019-10-27 |
| 1484. | Jack (stannisthegrammarist) | 86.86 | 98% | 2018-04-10 |
| 1485. | T2fast4u (pnwtrevorb) | 86.85 | 97% | 2020-09-26 |
| 1486. | Grinnin Barrett (tuckabaret) | 86.82 | 98% | 2019-06-06 |
| 1487. | Kyle (kuronkuu) | 86.82 | 98% | 2020-08-22 |
| 1488. | HiroHero (hirohero89) | 86.82 | 99% | 2020-11-03 |
| 1489. | SaintTail (sainttail) | 86.81 | 98% | 2017-09-15 |
| 1490. | Triple (triplecats) | 86.80 | 97% | 2020-12-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |