I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8828. | Stea (fracticals) | 89.74 | 96% | 2021-02-26 |
| 8829. | Kanti (gunjique) | 89.73 | 96% | 2023-04-05 |
| 8830. | holymoly (kajohnny) | 89.73 | 97% | 2020-12-02 |
| 8831. | Ted (hh535) | 89.73 | 97% | 2017-08-22 |
| 8832. | Senecaz (senecaz) | 89.73 | 98% | 2018-01-15 |
| 8833. | gaf (shinryu1324) | 89.72 | 96% | 2017-02-01 |
| 8834. | Sadra (sadra17) | 89.71 | 98% | 2021-09-12 |
| 8835. | Ryan (ry_bread) | 89.71 | 98% | 2021-03-27 |
| 8836. | ayush (rocky1708) | 89.71 | 97% | 2023-02-05 |
| 8837. | Megu (knightninja436) | 89.70 | 96.4% | 2021-02-12 |
| 8838. | Rui (epansei) | 89.70 | 96% | 2022-12-09 |
| 8839. | kat (macaronifeet) | 89.70 | 100% | 2021-01-25 |
| 8840. | boustrophedon (boustrophedon) | 89.69 | 97% | 2017-12-20 |
| 8841. | Leah (leahlovesjisung) | 89.67 | 96.7% | 2025-02-26 |
| 8842. | DWRS (dwrs) | 89.66 | 96% | 2023-02-16 |
| 8843. | Yan (nyanyan12_1) | 89.66 | 84% | 2017-04-05 |
| 8844. | aetaett (rarrarrar) | 89.65 | 95% | 2021-04-18 |
| 8845. | inclarition (inclarition) | 89.65 | 97% | 2025-12-24 |
| 8846. | Dalton (dalousha) | 89.65 | 96.7% | 2024-11-25 |
| 8847. | Eric (eric397) | 89.65 | 98% | 2022-04-23 |
| 8848. | still (pluvs) | 89.64 | 96% | 2020-07-07 |
| 8849. | miso (misosoupsoup) | 89.63 | 98.1% | 2025-02-01 |
| 8850. | Jebaited (barered278) | 89.63 | 99% | 2018-09-07 |
| 8851. | Ally (2_ally_) | 89.62 | 96.3% | 2024-10-06 |
| 8852. | Tyler (kc_chief) | 89.62 | 97.4% | 2023-12-21 |
| 8853. | Klitoris (klitoris) | 89.62 | 97% | 2024-02-01 |
| 8854. | Azmaine (azmaine) | 89.62 | 97% | 2025-11-24 |
| 8855. | dotdotdot (atuladhar1) | 89.62 | 97.4% | 2023-07-11 |
| 8856. | Tebs (tebomoi) | 89.61 | 98% | 2024-12-06 |
| 8857. | Maria (ladymariag) | 89.61 | 99% | 2024-09-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |