The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1715. | sally (creamdonut) | 116.44 | 98% | 2020-11-08 |
| 1716. | Ryan (fantazm) | 116.44 | 98% | 2017-02-11 |
| 1717. | Miranda (mirablu) | 116.43 | 95% | 2014-11-12 |
| 1718. | (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━... | 116.43 | 95% | 2015-05-08 |
| 1719. | joao (cnjao) | 116.41 | 98% | 2022-06-13 |
| 1720. | Davian (davian) | 116.40 | 90% | 2014-12-31 |
| 1721. | holtág (trethonez) | 116.40 | 97% | 2015-10-03 |
| 1722. | ashton (ashesze) | 116.40 | 98% | 2023-02-27 |
| 1723. | Larisha (slow_is_smooth_is_... | 116.39 | 97.4% | 2024-02-26 |
| 1724. | seaniqua (splomax) | 116.39 | 96% | 2011-05-19 |
| 1725. | you deserve to exist (charmx) | 116.37 | 96.9% | 2024-08-24 |
| 1726. | ㅤ (clarified) | 116.36 | 97.3% | 2024-04-13 |
| 1727. | Andrew (honeyman) | 116.35 | 98.8% | 2023-11-19 |
| 1728. | Hi (excetra) | 116.35 | 97% | 2019-12-13 |
| 1729. | Slow Reader (idiot1) | 116.31 | 94% | 2014-03-13 |
| 1730. | Dezente (sromio) | 116.30 | 99% | 2018-03-16 |
| 1731. | 🍉 Palestine Will be Free... | 116.28 | 100% | 2022-09-21 |
| 1732. | Billy (halucent) | 116.28 | 95% | 2012-11-08 |
| 1733. | Dan (birkbot) | 116.28 | — | 2010-11-28 |
| 1734. | Judas Escargot (looneyjuice) | 116.27 | 99% | 2025-05-30 |
| 1735. | isuchgarbage (isuckgarbage) | 116.26 | 97.2% | 2023-05-31 |
| 1736. | Rayf (rayfisfast) | 116.26 | 97.9% | 2024-12-26 |
| 1737. | clinkz (swifty1shot) | 116.26 | 93% | 2012-12-09 |
| 1738. | i never win (neroflux) | 116.26 | 96% | 2014-07-28 |
| 1739. | Jaehead (jaehead) | 116.25 | 99% | 2014-01-23 |
| 1740. | matt (boredstudent) | 116.24 | 98% | 2021-03-02 |
| 1741. | Chaerine (orchideous) | 116.23 | 96% | 2013-06-30 |
| 1742. | GOBLIN (xgoblin) | 116.23 | 99% | 2020-04-28 |
| 1743. | İlker (ikesen) | 116.23 | 99% | 2017-07-18 |
| 1744. | Monroe (monroer) | 116.22 | 97% | 2019-06-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |