The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2750. | Rakita Rakita (kathirk) | 62.57 | 92% | 2013-08-23 |
| 2751. | Dustin (jebeidiah) | 62.57 | 97% | 2015-03-21 |
| 2752. | Chris (rawprawns) | 62.56 | 95% | 2012-06-19 |
| 2753. | Dimitris (generaldido) | 62.56 | 94% | 2014-10-18 |
| 2754. | Funky Koval (funky_koval) | 62.55 | 97.4% | 2025-04-25 |
| 2755. | Aang (dorjeaang) | 62.55 | 97% | 2019-10-31 |
| 2756. | Ngoc (y2zisme) | 62.55 | — | 2010-09-10 |
| 2757. | Renan (mirawa) | 62.55 | 94% | 2011-08-07 |
| 2758. | Handri (baldkid) | 62.55 | 97% | 2016-05-25 |
| 2759. | Ai (aibah) | 62.54 | 97% | 2021-09-23 |
| 2760. | Tuan (tuan) | 62.54 | — | 2011-02-20 |
| 2761. | Timothy (timothyslash) | 62.54 | 92% | 2017-02-12 |
| 2762. | Patrick (kingcupcake99) | 62.53 | 96% | 2023-03-22 |
| 2763. | Wolah (michael_j_g) | 62.53 | 98% | 2015-08-22 |
| 2764. | Barry (barryall3n) | 62.52 | 95% | 2019-11-16 |
| 2765. | TTTT (aa7608327) | 62.52 | 98% | 2022-01-25 |
| 2766. | 🍉 Palestine Will be Free... | 62.51 | 95% | 2012-04-24 |
| 2767. | AhHaj (ahahj) | 62.51 | 97% | 2021-03-02 |
| 2768. | Daniyal (oliver2) | 62.51 | 96% | 2016-05-16 |
| 2769. | disthymia (yksnidreambox) | 62.51 | 95% | 2014-08-29 |
| 2770. | Magali (magalisilva) | 62.51 | 94% | 2012-07-14 |
| 2771. | Adarsh (geniusno1) | 62.50 | — | 2010-01-04 |
| 2772. | Hiu Pang (12333211) | 62.50 | 93% | 2011-07-21 |
| 2773. | Zakaru (gaudo1991) | 62.49 | 91% | 2012-08-01 |
| 2774. | zack (zack14) | 62.48 | 96% | 2011-06-22 |
| 2775. | Stephen (swankily) | 62.48 | 95% | 2016-07-15 |
| 2776. | ปังหยา (panyaa) | 62.48 | 96% | 2014-06-09 |
| 2777. | Jembob (jembob) | 62.47 | — | 2010-03-10 |
| 2778. | Hovhannes (hovo87) | 62.47 | 96% | 2012-01-14 |
| 2779. | Javad (soorena776) | 62.46 | — | 2009-10-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |