I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3179. | gabral (gabral123) | 75.87 | 95% | 2024-01-10 |
| 3180. | Sagar (sagar37) | 75.83 | 97.3% | 2024-06-01 |
| 3181. | Declan (2soup4declan) | 75.82 | 95.9% | 2024-02-02 |
| 3182. | mercy (mercy_13) | 75.82 | 97% | 2025-10-04 |
| 3183. | neejer (shiloh_damien) | 75.81 | 95.5% | 2024-04-24 |
| 3184. | Draks (draks) | 75.81 | 96% | 2023-12-06 |
| 3185. | lunalululu (lunalululu) | 75.80 | 96% | 2024-12-30 |
| 3186. | Jimmy (jimmyhimmy414) | 75.78 | 97.4% | 2024-04-24 |
| 3187. | NicTreb (senior_toto) | 75.78 | 98% | 2023-09-11 |
| 3188. | airberlin (airberlin1010) | 75.77 | 97.7% | 2024-08-04 |
| 3189. | John (infzer0) | 75.77 | 97% | 2025-11-28 |
| 3190. | Lemon (nachsrk) | 75.76 | 98% | 2025-11-06 |
| 3191. | durb (durbee) | 75.76 | 95% | 2025-03-25 |
| 3192. | Boris (xivid2) | 75.75 | 97% | 2024-12-16 |
| 3193. | International_Trout (intern... | 75.73 | 97% | 2024-12-30 |
| 3194. | asianxeggroll (asianxeggrolll) | 75.69 | 97.4% | 2025-06-01 |
| 3195. | dfdf (ererrew) | 75.68 | 97% | 2025-05-22 |
| 3196. | Fezco (fezco_) | 75.65 | 97% | 2024-09-07 |
| 3197. | Aidan (bonelessperseverance) | 75.63 | 96% | 2023-05-05 |
| 3198. | Derek (djw191) | 75.62 | 96% | 2023-07-19 |
| 3199. | Owen (owen8__) | 75.59 | 98% | 2026-03-05 |
| 3200. | Gambito (gambitodebabak) | 75.59 | 96% | 2025-09-06 |
| 3201. | Min (solidsteel) | 75.53 | 96.1% | 2025-01-13 |
| 3202. | yogurt (yopurt) | 75.53 | 95.2% | 2024-10-30 |
| 3203. | ArnelTrend (arneltrend23) | 75.51 | 97% | 2025-01-09 |
| 3204. | th3ripp3r (rajeshceh) | 75.50 | 97.3% | 2023-09-15 |
| 3205. | PMC (pmcc) | 75.47 | 95.7% | 2024-05-11 |
| 3206. | Luthian (littlequints) | 75.46 | 96.2% | 2023-06-13 |
| 3207. | Luke (tric331) | 75.45 | 97% | 2023-06-27 |
| 3208. | swuab (swuab) | 75.45 | 96% | 2024-02-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |