Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16976. | Zeztix (zeztix) | 73.46 | 95% | 2019-08-01 |
| 16977. | Buiman001 (buiman001) | 73.45 | 94% | 2018-10-18 |
| 16978. | Pluc321 (pluc321) | 73.45 | 93% | 2016-04-20 |
| 16979. | Markosh (reneator) | 73.45 | 97% | 2014-01-15 |
| 16980. | Hans (hootenanny1) | 73.45 | 94% | 2013-01-29 |
| 16981. | Neppiness (neppiness) | 73.45 | 96.6% | 2023-10-05 |
| 16982. | Henriko (zayde) | 73.45 | 92% | 2013-10-08 |
| 16983. | BlueFalcon (brightfututre@g... | 73.44 | 94% | 2013-09-30 |
| 16984. | emireduardo (emireduardo) | 73.44 | — | 2009-04-21 |
| 16985. | ofmercan (ofmercan) | 73.44 | 97% | 2014-11-04 |
| 16986. | Johnathan Walter (luciferin) | 73.44 | 97.2% | 2021-02-06 |
| 16987. | Nixiuo (nixiuo) | 73.44 | 96% | 2021-06-17 |
| 16988. | Noah (bobothechimpanzee) | 73.44 | 96% | 2021-12-08 |
| 16989. | Aaron (sonofafemaledog) | 73.44 | 96% | 2022-11-07 |
| 16990. | Guest2058 (icetmzz) | 73.44 | 97% | 2022-03-09 |
| 16991. | ethorns (ethorns) | 73.44 | 97% | 2020-02-20 |
| 16992. | EraZorX (erazorx) | 73.43 | 97% | 2014-10-17 |
| 16993. | Z (error_username_not_avail... | 73.43 | 90% | 2017-03-14 |
| 16994. | Gaga (kaeson58) | 73.43 | 94% | 2011-07-01 |
| 16995. | Miaj (miajokuloj) | 73.43 | 91% | 2015-10-26 |
| 16996. | capcha (captchalegend) | 73.43 | 96% | 2014-03-12 |
| 16997. | Ravi (ravimajhi) | 73.43 | 98% | 2022-07-05 |
| 16998. | Stephen (schenelite117) | 73.43 | 95% | 2011-12-12 |
| 16999. | Patryk (patryk) | 73.42 | — | 2008-11-18 |
| 17000. | tstats[ayyaz7] (ayyaz7) | 73.42 | 98% | 2017-11-04 |
| 17001. | FabL. (fablry) | 73.42 | 97% | 2022-03-19 |
| 17002. | Jimmy (user39_on_anagram) | 73.42 | 97% | 2021-06-16 |
| 17003. | Wasim (golden_horse) | 73.41 | 97% | 2016-02-08 |
| 17004. | Aaron (clarkanine) | 73.41 | 96% | 2013-10-02 |
| 17005. | kumaicho (kumaicho) | 73.41 | 96% | 2020-11-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |