So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14212. | Dino (_dino_) | 77.91 | 99% | 2018-11-01 |
| 14213. | ArJaay (arjaaydj) | 77.91 | 92% | 2012-05-10 |
| 14214. | Mike Sucks (wuhan_clan) | 77.91 | 94% | 2017-01-21 |
| 14215. | shadow (uthgbnv) | 77.90 | 97% | 2022-03-14 |
| 14216. | ankit (ankitthegreat) | 77.90 | 97% | 2021-04-29 |
| 14217. | Rakshith (greatersole) | 77.90 | 95% | 2021-03-08 |
| 14218. | thread (thread_1) | 77.90 | 97% | 2021-03-07 |
| 14219. | Chris (chris_sound) | 77.90 | 95% | 2012-12-04 |
| 14220. | Andrew (rostas) | 77.90 | 94% | 2011-10-16 |
| 14221. | Jan (luke_suster) | 77.90 | 97% | 2014-10-31 |
| 14222. | Horst (feanor) | 77.90 | 96% | 2014-10-10 |
| 14223. | Michael (themikeuk) | 77.89 | — | 2010-10-26 |
| 14224. | taco (tacotuesdayy) | 77.89 | 97% | 2021-10-10 |
| 14225. | Peter (pero_k4) | 77.89 | 97% | 2015-06-07 |
| 14226. | Cdb (dineshc) | 77.89 | — | 2010-09-08 |
| 14227. | Mitchell (jon159357) | 77.89 | 95% | 2016-09-23 |
| 14228. | Eray (eray158) | 77.88 | 97% | 2023-05-21 |
| 14229. | B (broyoumad) | 77.88 | 89% | 2014-10-07 |
| 14230. | Mrinal (_tt_) | 77.88 | 98% | 2022-11-13 |
| 14231. | Joanna (joanna_josie) | 77.88 | 92% | 2012-07-25 |
| 14232. | meg (megmia40) | 77.88 | 96% | 2020-09-28 |
| 14233. | Aleks (aleks8) | 77.88 | 98% | 2017-10-10 |
| 14234. | Sean (seantronathon) | 77.88 | 96% | 2016-06-10 |
| 14235. | marc (marconijacob97) | 77.88 | 96% | 2015-03-16 |
| 14236. | Accurate_2000 (copaphill) | 77.88 | — | 2011-01-28 |
| 14237. | ssiKY (ssiky) | 77.87 | 97% | 2023-01-01 |
| 14238. | Grimpo (grimpo2) | 77.87 | 96% | 2022-05-11 |
| 14239. | Nick (nickstoni) | 77.87 | 96.6% | 2021-01-30 |
| 14240. | Veronica (veronicccaaa) | 77.87 | — | 2010-01-09 |
| 14241. | Toxena (toxena) | 77.86 | 97% | 2018-08-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |