The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13971. | Riowaldy (riowaldy) | 37.61 | 95% | 2018-09-16 |
| 13972. | Halista (halista) | 37.61 | 87% | 2011-12-18 |
| 13973. | Himanshu (him1855141) | 37.61 | 85% | 2014-07-12 |
| 13974. | Usmon (usmon_h) | 37.60 | 92.2% | 2021-02-01 |
| 13975. | Alex (shunding) | 37.59 | 92% | 2015-10-19 |
| 13976. | Ramiro (beast12590) | 37.59 | 92% | 2021-12-22 |
| 13977. | Tam (tam04101993) | 37.58 | 91% | 2016-07-08 |
| 13978. | Monjur 101 (monjur_ahmed) | 37.58 | 96% | 2021-12-04 |
| 13979. | ROHIT CHANDA (rohit_chanda) | 37.57 | 97% | 2023-06-09 |
| 13980. | korya (korya) | 37.57 | 97% | 2023-03-10 |
| 13981. | Muslim (salafi) | 37.57 | 85% | 2013-12-25 |
| 13982. | vedavathi (vedavathi_auece) | 37.57 | 94% | 2013-12-30 |
| 13983. | big daddy (john_bruv) | 37.57 | — | 2009-12-19 |
| 13984. | ahmed (s7mir11) | 37.56 | 95% | 2022-09-17 |
| 13985. | TS (towshin) | 37.56 | 92% | 2021-10-22 |
| 13986. | Hikaru (hikaruk) | 37.56 | 95% | 2020-09-08 |
| 13987. | Margo (supermargulan2) | 37.55 | 95% | 2021-05-04 |
| 13988. | rasmus (erasmusmustcome) | 37.55 | 95% | 2018-05-31 |
| 13989. | parker (withouthue) | 37.55 | 90% | 2019-09-05 |
| 13990. | Deni Avdjia fanboy (kelethe... | 37.55 | 92% | 2021-02-07 |
| 13991. | Gracey (gracey0000017) | 37.55 | 92% | 2012-05-22 |
| 13992. | eatmydust (jj678) | 37.54 | 95% | 2018-08-13 |
| 13993. | Kardhama (name_haha_lol) | 37.54 | 94% | 2020-12-30 |
| 13994. | 00_00 (laheau) | 37.54 | 94% | 2020-08-20 |
| 13995. | Dau (daunguyendac) | 37.54 | 96% | 2015-05-14 |
| 13996. | Nayandeep (nayan) | 37.53 | — | 2009-10-27 |
| 13997. | Mooki_met (mooki_met) | 37.52 | — | 2010-05-29 |
| 13998. | Secıl (secil) | 37.52 | 93% | 2016-05-19 |
| 13999. | Mike (wise1718) | 37.51 | 96% | 2014-05-23 |
| 14000. | hello (daff123) | 37.50 | 86% | 2011-12-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |