The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24481. | Steven (nerobot) | 64.81 | 97% | 2021-04-12 |
| 24482. | Henry (khitan) | 64.81 | 97% | 2021-01-24 |
| 24483. | Patricia (patriciabaront) | 64.81 | 98% | 2015-09-16 |
| 24484. | Khang (fireflies99) | 64.81 | 96% | 2014-11-06 |
| 24485. | Daniel (neon95) | 64.81 | 97% | 2019-11-14 |
| 24486. | Zech (rive) | 64.81 | — | 2010-12-29 |
| 24487. | Pramesh (pramesh94) | 64.81 | 92% | 2015-03-17 |
| 24488. | ly (chealy) | 64.81 | — | 2010-12-17 |
| 24489. | tstats[david2444] (david2444) | 64.80 | 96% | 2022-03-24 |
| 24490. | JEFF (wimpyjeff) | 64.80 | 97% | 2020-08-28 |
| 24491. | Daniel (dannyxo) | 64.80 | 94% | 2018-09-11 |
| 24492. | Concentration (sighsigh) | 64.80 | 95% | 2011-08-13 |
| 24493. | Kriszta (krisztamod) | 64.80 | 93% | 2015-05-28 |
| 24494. | Nama FB nya apa aja nih ^^ ... | 64.80 | — | 2011-02-08 |
| 24495. | Vojtech (darktatka) | 64.80 | 98% | 2011-12-18 |
| 24496. | OM KATHAIT (om_kathait) | 64.80 | 94% | 2012-10-14 |
| 24497. | Firstt (_first) | 64.79 | 94% | 2022-05-22 |
| 24498. | Coolman (alibekesanov) | 64.79 | 96.9% | 2023-10-07 |
| 24499. | Irene (erain) | 64.79 | 89% | 2013-04-03 |
| 24500. | Death (death_v7) | 64.79 | 95% | 2013-02-02 |
| 24501. | Martin (havarka) | 64.79 | 97% | 2015-05-18 |
| 24502. | Mike (promike) | 64.79 | 96% | 2015-03-11 |
| 24503. | Matt (mattwolfmatt) | 64.78 | 95% | 2012-03-07 |
| 24504. | Victor (nvctis) | 64.78 | 96% | 2023-02-16 |
| 24505. | Allo (allo56) | 64.78 | 95.4% | 2023-10-19 |
| 24506. | e-ugovor.rs (ufo_lander_and... | 64.78 | 96% | 2022-03-29 |
| 24507. | a (atita_) | 64.78 | 96% | 2020-11-08 |
| 24508. | Christopher (jazzy_dawson) | 64.78 | 96% | 2018-09-11 |
| 24509. | Gersom (gersom1828) | 64.78 | 93% | 2014-04-04 |
| 24510. | LightningMcQueen (yeezyyeezy) | 64.77 | 90% | 2017-03-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |