The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7241. | Robert (pizzatyper23) | 95.71 | 98% | 2023-03-10 |
| 7242. | PicturingFrames (frame_abil... | 95.71 | 95% | 2022-10-02 |
| 7243. | e (ex21424) | 95.71 | 98.1% | 2021-02-22 |
| 7244. | Thomas (kinzarr) | 95.71 | 94% | 2016-01-08 |
| 7245. | cortmarshal (cortmarshal) | 95.71 | 96% | 2021-07-01 |
| 7246. | Cap_Halyard (preid123) | 95.70 | 98% | 2022-06-29 |
| 7247. | Neskrawr (neskrawr) | 95.70 | 95% | 2016-01-13 |
| 7248. | Ravi (ravi_malhotra) | 95.70 | 96% | 2012-04-25 |
| 7249. | 🛸 (lubu123456) | 95.70 | 98% | 2011-06-25 |
| 7250. | Ryan (cinfol) | 95.70 | 94% | 2012-11-06 |
| 7251. | Grigoras Ionut (bayatu) | 95.70 | — | 2009-05-19 |
| 7252. | David (dmccowan2) | 95.69 | 99% | 2022-05-09 |
| 7253. | iotku (iotku) | 95.69 | 97% | 2015-07-18 |
| 7254. | jorge (jlotheodore) | 95.69 | 98% | 2017-06-13 |
| 7255. | Jord (skaterjord) | 95.69 | 95% | 2013-08-31 |
| 7256. | Zach (morcheeba) | 95.69 | — | 2011-03-15 |
| 7257. | Jerome (autigre) | 95.68 | — | 2009-12-21 |
| 7258. | Jay (eradekator) | 95.68 | — | 2009-02-15 |
| 7259. | Remi (remilord) | 95.68 | 96% | 2013-03-08 |
| 7260. | Michael (bananafish0) | 95.67 | 99% | 2020-04-15 |
| 7261. | GoodKnight (goodknight) | 95.67 | — | 2010-10-26 |
| 7262. | Adamite (adamite2k) | 95.67 | 98% | 2018-05-16 |
| 7263. | Max (mcmax92) | 95.67 | 94% | 2016-06-16 |
| 7264. | untechno (fersist) | 95.67 | 96% | 2019-04-17 |
| 7265. | Kevin (craftdinur) | 95.67 | 92% | 2014-01-20 |
| 7266. | David (soulsss) | 95.66 | 92% | 2014-07-16 |
| 7267. | zyf (zyf_) | 95.66 | 97% | 2022-05-26 |
| 7268. | Tikku (undefined_particle) | 95.66 | 97% | 2017-01-21 |
| 7269. | Enzie (red_valkyrie) | 95.65 | 97% | 2022-10-20 |
| 7270. | CrisWick (kizzu137) | 95.65 | 96% | 2015-11-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |