And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5690. | Andrew (akarzel) | 109.86 | 98% | 2015-08-11 |
| 5691. | Samuel (hatreddcopter) | 109.85 | 93% | 2012-02-27 |
| 5692. | ⭕⃤ (carmatain) | 109.85 | 97% | 2021-03-10 |
| 5693. | Jack (jackdubz) | 109.84 | 97% | 2018-09-06 |
| 5694. | Stalast (stalast) | 109.84 | 97% | 2016-01-18 |
| 5695. | Jay (drno830) | 109.84 | 96% | 2014-02-13 |
| 5696. | Foxtrot (foxytrot) | 109.84 | 99% | 2023-09-18 |
| 5697. | domesticturd (domesticturd) | 109.84 | 96% | 2016-02-06 |
| 5698. | Danny (dhnguyen66) | 109.83 | — | 2011-02-11 |
| 5699. | Toufool (toufool) | 109.83 | 96% | 2017-03-03 |
| 5700. | Olaf (p1stachiofurioso) | 109.83 | 96% | 2016-03-04 |
| 5701. | (nalyd_on_colemak) | 109.83 | 97% | 2022-12-13 |
| 5702. | Away From Keyboard (AFK) (d... | 109.83 | 99% | 2023-04-09 |
| 5703. | Leif (sixty) | 109.83 | — | 2009-08-26 |
| 5704. | Ben (fullguard) | 109.82 | 96.7% | 2021-02-24 |
| 5705. | Mr. (serallfreedbear) | 109.82 | 99% | 2021-03-09 |
| 5706. | Jay (eradekator) | 109.81 | — | 2009-02-14 |
| 5707. | Eddie (pelosm) | 109.80 | — | 2008-08-25 |
| 5708. | Kawahal (kawahal) | 109.79 | 97% | 2017-09-10 |
| 5709. | Mirko (solidsnake) | 109.79 | — | 2009-12-12 |
| 5710. | Sammie (digbhg) | 109.78 | 100% | 2016-04-06 |
| 5711. | Kevin (chrono6ix) | 109.78 | — | 2010-02-26 |
| 5712. | Soul (soulapple) | 109.78 | 99% | 2011-08-31 |
| 5713. | Ted (macfan) | 109.77 | 99% | 2021-06-19 |
| 5714. | Opal (opal_p) | 109.76 | 95% | 2014-08-29 |
| 5715. | Mike (razaki) | 109.75 | 95% | 2011-07-27 |
| 5716. | hnnng (raezeri) | 109.75 | 98% | 2018-07-10 |
| 5717. | Natsuki (itsdeadassvapor) | 109.75 | 98% | 2017-11-12 |
| 5718. | lokl0 (lokl0) | 109.74 | 97% | 2018-01-16 |
| 5719. | Reyque (reyquexd) | 109.74 | 99% | 2020-04-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |