The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19879. | Chayanon (frostbreaker) | 83.00 | 97% | 2014-06-14 |
| 19880. | Winner... (afghanistan) | 83.00 | 100% | 2012-11-05 |
| 19881. | nishant (nishp19) | 82.99 | 99% | 2021-09-07 |
| 19882. | Randallson (dvorak) (hheli) | 82.99 | 98% | 2014-02-12 |
| 19883. | Murchad (murchad) | 82.99 | 93% | 2013-06-06 |
| 19884. | Jo (joreaper) | 82.98 | 96% | 2021-10-08 |
| 19885. | peshoenablizos (peshoenablizo) | 82.97 | 96% | 2023-07-05 |
| 19886. | Fewdono (fewma97) | 82.97 | 98% | 2022-06-28 |
| 19887. | Ben (god_0f_typing) | 82.97 | 99% | 2022-05-05 |
| 19888. | Melody (melody313) | 82.97 | 96% | 2016-04-16 |
| 19889. | Izzy (izzycebola) | 82.97 | 95% | 2022-06-10 |
| 19890. | Archie (archievald_ingco) | 82.97 | 93% | 2013-07-14 |
| 19891. | DigBick (itzdatfooyo) | 82.97 | 97% | 2016-10-07 |
| 19892. | kunal (kunav) | 82.97 | 98% | 2021-10-13 |
| 19893. | Miles (gazza111) | 82.97 | 96% | 2019-08-07 |
| 19894. | Michael (pigophone) | 82.97 | 92% | 2014-07-14 |
| 19895. | Eric (tomcruse) | 82.96 | 98% | 2023-01-20 |
| 19896. | Hussain (sanpilot) | 82.96 | 96% | 2021-08-27 |
| 19897. | Yoyong (darkyoyong) | 82.96 | 97% | 2020-08-21 |
| 19898. | Emi (obitoke) | 82.96 | 96% | 2021-03-03 |
| 19899. | Equaus (equaus) | 82.96 | 97% | 2021-03-13 |
| 19900. | kimberly (kimberlina1) | 82.96 | 98% | 2018-12-07 |
| 19901. | dix (cervixpaunch) | 82.96 | 97% | 2016-01-06 |
| 19902. | Angel (cagsantos) | 82.95 | 97% | 2015-05-05 |
| 19903. | richard (zift) | 82.95 | 96% | 2016-06-05 |
| 19904. | wawang (wangzfu) | 82.95 | 96% | 2012-05-15 |
| 19905. | Nob (nobvon) | 82.95 | 96% | 2012-06-20 |
| 19906. | Stephen (steeps) | 82.94 | 97% | 2021-01-02 |
| 19907. | red (redplusplus) | 82.94 | 95% | 2013-05-05 |
| 19908. | Stable (delux77) | 82.94 | 99% | 2015-03-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |