Well, when I came home from school my head started to get really hot. So I drank some cold water, but it didn't do nothing. So I laid in the bathtub for a while, but then I realized that it was my hair that was making my head hot. So I went into my kitchen and I shaved it all off. I don't want anyone to see.
—from Napoleon Dynamite, a movie by Jared Hess
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6095. | rice (riceyrice) | 96.66 | 97% | 2020-02-01 |
| 6096. | sourcheese12 (sourcheese12) | 96.65 | 98% | 2025-07-14 |
| 6097. | Sinka (sinka89) | 96.65 | 98% | 2025-08-14 |
| 6098. | raceracetype (ty1t3d) | 96.65 | 98% | 2025-10-22 |
| 6099. | noob (rayat) | 96.65 | 96.7% | 2024-07-27 |
| 6100. | Makailon (braumberger) | 96.65 | 98.8% | 2023-12-29 |
| 6101. | Kareem (kareemessam) | 96.65 | 98% | 2020-12-11 |
| 6102. | Loser (dmred49) | 96.65 | 98% | 2019-12-05 |
| 6103. | Kevin (whatsyourtype) | 96.65 | 98% | 2021-07-29 |
| 6104. | Sean (wingless8ird) | 96.65 | 97% | 2021-12-30 |
| 6105. | Hehehoh3 (hehehoh) | 96.65 | 95.5% | 2023-05-29 |
| 6106. | Parker (ghxstie) | 96.65 | 97% | 2021-10-27 |
| 6107. | Jeff (jeffaloblast) | 96.65 | 98% | 2021-01-20 |
| 6108. | ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ (memesis) | 96.64 | 99% | 2025-12-08 |
| 6109. | Pcgnome (pcgnome) | 96.64 | 98% | 2023-04-26 |
| 6110. | hoangnam75 (hoagnnam75) | 96.64 | 97% | 2020-09-23 |
| 6111. | equations (equationslayer12) | 96.63 | 95.2% | 2024-07-25 |
| 6112. | Ajax (abaddon431) | 96.63 | 100% | 2021-05-18 |
| 6113. | adjacent (9vul14) | 96.63 | 95% | 2022-02-11 |
| 6114. | twitch.tv/stealthassault7 (... | 96.63 | 98% | 2019-01-30 |
| 6115. | Jusuf (kz99) | 96.62 | 97.7% | 2024-05-15 |
| 6116. | J (nothisisjeff) | 96.62 | 98% | 2023-01-18 |
| 6117. | Joe (joe_will_type) | 96.61 | 97% | 2025-06-13 |
| 6118. | fishyfish101 (fishyfish101) | 96.61 | 98% | 2025-03-24 |
| 6119. | Nuzzy (nuzzyfutts) | 96.61 | 99% | 2019-11-25 |
| 6120. | Rocco (roc_saucey) | 96.61 | 96% | 2020-08-09 |
| 6121. | Kyrstin (krolfing) | 96.61 | 98% | 2019-07-17 |
| 6122. | wellen (arthropoda) | 96.60 | 97% | 2024-07-10 |
| 6123. | Zach (zachswan1) | 96.60 | 96% | 2021-04-23 |
| 6124. | Jean (orangedrum) | 96.60 | 98% | 2021-07-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,124 | 84.38 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 65 | 94.08 | January 31, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 104.47 | April 15, 2021 |