I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2401. | Ethan (bewilderex63) | 119.25 | 99% | 2017-02-23 |
| 2402. | Fabian (fabiankxf) | 119.22 | 98% | 2022-10-22 |
| 2403. | Jo (typermac) | 119.22 | 99% | 2020-07-26 |
| 2404. | God (namasaya__) | 119.21 | 99% | 2022-03-21 |
| 2405. | Aaron (insertwordshere) | 119.21 | 99% | 2022-01-31 |
| 2406. | Eddie_NP (eddie023) | 119.19 | 99% | 2021-09-27 |
| 2407. | Captain (bobispro2) | 119.19 | 99% | 2021-11-10 |
| 2408. | Chelsea (gakejyllenhaal) | 119.18 | 96% | 2024-03-05 |
| 2409. | Knortic (knortic) | 119.18 | 98% | 2019-12-23 |
| 2410. | Boats ✰ (vboats) | 119.17 | 98% | 2025-07-01 |
| 2411. | Ryan (xxhiny) | 119.15 | 99% | 2024-08-27 |
| 2412. | Thanos (d3bsy_j) | 119.15 | 100% | 2022-12-08 |
| 2413. | Sasan (farnasirim) | 119.14 | 99% | 2021-10-02 |
| 2414. | Suhas (suhasmaddali007) | 119.14 | 99% | 2022-02-10 |
| 2415. | imako (imako) | 119.14 | 99% | 2018-12-01 |
| 2416. | Dan (dssl86) | 119.14 | 99% | 2019-03-28 |
| 2417. | equations (equationslayer12) | 119.13 | 98.8% | 2024-06-15 |
| 2418. | Cookietsu (cookietsu) | 119.13 | 99% | 2023-04-12 |
| 2419. | Alex (achen2289) | 119.13 | 98% | 2017-11-04 |
| 2420. | asdf (slivresatar) | 119.13 | 100% | 2021-06-03 |
| 2421. | potato (whynotnascar) | 119.12 | 98% | 2020-08-20 |
| 2422. | pawncheaux (pawncheaux) | 119.12 | 97% | 2018-04-19 |
| 2423. | Avi (avi_130) | 119.11 | 99% | 2020-08-03 |
| 2424. | quantum (sexhaver25) | 119.09 | 100% | 2024-09-20 |
| 2425. | James (jammacbook) | 119.09 | 98% | 2021-07-13 |
| 2426. | Teo (teodoriux13) | 119.08 | 99% | 2019-08-21 |
| 2427. | deadend (shiroku) | 119.05 | 98.2% | 2025-06-02 |
| 2428. | Bob (bushybrows) | 119.05 | 99% | 2022-06-07 |
| 2429. | mallz (gnoom10) | 119.04 | 99% | 2017-10-26 |
| 2430. | Bad Typer (prostatus5) | 119.04 | 99% | 2017-11-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |