I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2456. | fj0q (fj0q) | 119.24 | 99% | 2025-06-29 |
| 2457. | Fabian (fabiankxf) | 119.22 | 98% | 2022-10-22 |
| 2458. | (typermac) | 119.22 | 99% | 2020-07-26 |
| 2459. | (namasaya__) | 119.21 | 99% | 2022-03-21 |
| 2460. | Aaron (insertwordshere) | 119.21 | 99% | 2022-01-31 |
| 2461. | (smichaelino) | 119.19 | 99% | 2025-07-15 |
| 2462. | (bobispro2) | 119.19 | 99% | 2021-11-10 |
| 2463. | (eddie023) | 119.19 | 99% | 2021-09-27 |
| 2464. | (gakejyllenhaal) | 119.18 | 96.4% | 2024-03-05 |
| 2465. | (knortic) | 119.18 | 98% | 2019-12-23 |
| 2466. | (xxhiny) | 119.15 | 98.8% | 2024-08-27 |
| 2467. | (d3bsy_j) | 119.15 | 100% | 2022-12-08 |
| 2468. | (imako) | 119.14 | 99% | 2018-12-01 |
| 2469. | (suhasmaddali007) | 119.14 | 99% | 2022-02-10 |
| 2470. | (farnasirim) | 119.14 | 99% | 2021-10-02 |
| 2471. | Dan (dssl86) | 119.14 | 99% | 2019-03-28 |
| 2472. | equations (equationslayer12) | 119.13 | 98.8% | 2024-06-15 |
| 2473. | (cookietsu) | 119.13 | 99% | 2023-04-12 |
| 2474. | Alex (achen2289) | 119.13 | 98% | 2017-11-04 |
| 2475. | asdf (slivresatar) | 119.13 | 100% | 2021-06-03 |
| 2476. | potato (whynotnascar) | 119.12 | 98% | 2020-08-20 |
| 2477. | pawncheaux (pawncheaux) | 119.12 | 97% | 2018-04-19 |
| 2478. | (avi_130) | 119.11 | 99% | 2020-08-03 |
| 2479. | (paulie_walnuts) | 119.09 | 97% | 2026-04-04 |
| 2480. | quantum (sexhaver25) | 119.09 | 100% | 2024-09-20 |
| 2481. | (teodoriux13) | 119.08 | 99% | 2019-08-21 |
| 2482. | (bushybrows) | 119.05 | 99% | 2022-06-07 |
| 2483. | (shiroku) | 119.05 | 98.2% | 2025-06-02 |
| 2484. | Bad Typer (prostatus5) | 119.04 | 99% | 2017-11-28 |
| 2485. | (gnoom10) | 119.04 | 99% | 2017-10-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |