As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2982. | (drjakeman) | 106.50 | 97.2% | 2024-03-11 |
| 2983. | Tien (thetientran) | 106.49 | 98% | 2022-07-29 |
| 2984. | (awand0806) | 106.49 | 99% | 2021-07-17 |
| 2985. | (disarray) | 106.49 | 92% | 2015-11-09 |
| 2986. | Dexter (dexterkun) | 106.48 | 97% | 2025-04-27 |
| 2987. | Type like never before! (re... | 106.48 | 97% | 2023-04-30 |
| 2988. | (nwhite21) | 106.47 | 91% | 2015-09-26 |
| 2989. | (brandonck) | 106.46 | 98% | 2023-01-09 |
| 2990. | (myles_jb) | 106.46 | 98.6% | 2023-08-26 |
| 2991. | (doramemo) | 106.46 | 91% | 2016-08-04 |
| 2992. | Sean (crazypants27) | 106.45 | 99% | 2018-02-13 |
| 2993. | (jay62) | 106.45 | 97% | 2022-12-29 |
| 2994. | shark (sharkhead2) | 106.45 | 97% | 2025-12-16 |
| 2995. | (flaykert) | 106.44 | 96% | 2022-04-26 |
| 2996. | Andrew (nosingaround) | 106.44 | 99% | 2021-01-21 |
| 2997. | Sara (hentaiclockwise) | 106.44 | 93% | 2016-11-19 |
| 2998. | equations (equationslayer12) | 106.43 | 98.4% | 2024-07-17 |
| 2999. | (kaysitt) | 106.43 | 98% | 2015-11-12 |
| 3000. | Qriminal (qriminal123) | 106.42 | 98% | 2026-01-12 |
| 3001. | (akkadius) | 106.41 | 98.5% | 2021-02-28 |
| 3002. | (xs_ageart) | 106.41 | 99% | 2022-03-07 |
| 3003. | (rileymartin) | 106.41 | 99% | 2020-10-01 |
| 3004. | (drowsyphilosopher) | 106.40 | 98% | 2017-11-06 |
| 3005. | (miciora) | 106.39 | 98% | 2016-03-23 |
| 3006. | (thegreatredfox) | 106.39 | 99% | 2019-03-29 |
| 3007. | (43243264) | 106.38 | 96.9% | 2024-05-23 |
| 3008. | (deadweightmomo) | 106.38 | 98% | 2022-03-20 |
| 3009. | (connanz1234) | 106.37 | 98% | 2025-11-03 |
| 3010. | (exdeelol) | 106.36 | 95% | 2016-04-03 |
| 3011. | (jjmimi) | 106.33 | 99% | 2024-05-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |