Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
Active since February 14, 2018.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2873. | Tauno (saviluoti) | 76.71 | 95% | 2019-09-21 |
| 2874. | Nethum (nethum) | 76.70 | 97% | 2019-07-02 |
| 2875. | Hyunee (shlee) | 76.70 | 95% | 2019-08-30 |
| 2876. | Alright Alright (obamasama) | 76.68 | 96% | 2018-08-29 |
| 2877. | Aleks (aleks8) | 76.68 | 98% | 2020-03-12 |
| 2878. | lamb (radhyaf) | 76.67 | 97% | 2018-11-23 |
| 2879. | Justin (justin1013) | 76.67 | 98% | 2018-07-01 |
| 2880. | yousuf (yousufmanikfan) | 76.65 | 98% | 2020-06-17 |
| 2881. | Chatham (cala95) | 76.64 | 96% | 2020-09-06 |
| 2882. | Nathan (nothns) | 76.62 | 96% | 2020-05-26 |
| 2883. | Ivan (elessarbre) | 76.62 | 99% | 2019-03-06 |
| 2884. | Laurin (trustymctrust) | 76.60 | 97% | 2020-09-27 |
| 2885. | Hiram (mrizama) | 76.58 | 96% | 2018-03-01 |
| 2886. | Tom (pugsay) | 76.55 | 97% | 2018-04-05 |
| 2887. | William (williamyue) | 76.55 | 96% | 2018-02-17 |
| 2888. | they used to say we would n... | 76.55 | 97% | 2019-06-06 |
| 2889. | Aidan (epixaidbeta) | 76.54 | 97% | 2019-07-03 |
| 2890. | R (dragosradici) | 76.52 | 97% | 2018-05-05 |
| 2891. | Kyle (jumpmankg15) | 76.50 | 98% | 2019-04-23 |
| 2892. | Cosmic (cosmicuser) | 76.49 | 96% | 2020-10-08 |
| 2893. | 🔥Varcious🔥 (varcious) | 76.48 | 95% | 2018-04-06 |
| 2894. | TripleMean (triplemean) | 76.46 | 96% | 2019-01-17 |
| 2895. | amulya (yesiamgaynot) | 76.45 | 96% | 2020-04-23 |
| 2896. | José (eltuto) | 76.45 | 98% | 2020-01-12 |
| 2897. | David (dbylikes2cri) | 76.44 | 96% | 2020-09-03 |
| 2898. | â•âƒ¤ (carmatain) | 76.44 | 95% | 2020-05-13 |
| 2899. | Orange (southernknight) | 76.43 | 98% | 2020-12-16 |
| 2900. | Hrijul (avius) | 76.42 | 97% | 2019-10-13 |
| 2901. | CF (casperf18) | 76.40 | 97% | 2018-08-28 |
| 2902. | Zoiinae (zoiinae) | 76.39 | 98% | 2019-02-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |