So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28740. | Mato (metiu07) | 54.59 | 85% | 2017-01-13 |
| 28741. | Kirill (kant97) | 54.59 | 94.6% | 2021-02-15 |
| 28742. | lukman (kopimaniz) | 54.59 | 95% | 2016-01-02 |
| 28743. | gera (gera2826) | 54.59 | 88% | 2015-01-06 |
| 28744. | Sarah (smarit) | 54.58 | 95% | 2021-10-04 |
| 28745. | Alexa (swimmer_) | 54.58 | 94% | 2020-06-15 |
| 28746. | Aggy (tuigovno) | 54.58 | 95% | 2021-10-06 |
| 28747. | Minh (minh13055) | 54.58 | 99% | 2011-07-06 |
| 28748. | Teddy (stargazingteddy) | 54.58 | 95% | 2021-03-17 |
| 28749. | TNT92fin (tnt92fin) | 54.58 | 96% | 2021-09-27 |
| 28750. | bhav (bhavsan) | 54.58 | 96% | 2020-06-07 |
| 28751. | MUGI (munkhbayar_mugi131) | 54.58 | 93% | 2016-01-24 |
| 28752. | mohammad (mohd25) | 54.58 | 98% | 2017-01-18 |
| 28753. | Hummer (marcus@gmail.com) | 54.58 | 92% | 2013-01-11 |
| 28754. | Kevin (kc4tennis) | 54.58 | 99% | 2014-09-30 |
| 28755. | Eddie (eddieaconnects) | 54.58 | 98% | 2013-09-27 |
| 28756. | Danky (dankyv1) | 54.57 | 96% | 2022-03-25 |
| 28757. | Raghav (aimbot55) | 54.57 | 95% | 2023-09-14 |
| 28758. | Kelley (kelley1) | 54.57 | 92% | 2011-06-23 |
| 28759. | gal (green_hornet) | 54.57 | 94% | 2021-04-26 |
| 28760. | Alpha (iamanalphamale) | 54.57 | 96% | 2017-09-14 |
| 28761. | jaime (jaaaime) | 54.57 | 95% | 2017-10-21 |
| 28762. | Ẩn (phamminhan) | 54.57 | 92% | 2012-11-11 |
| 28763. | Greg (gbkane) | 54.57 | 95% | 2015-03-31 |
| 28764. | FirstTime (josephpogi) | 54.57 | 92% | 2016-10-12 |
| 28765. | Varun (epic_vs) | 54.57 | 90% | 2013-04-27 |
| 28766. | Manu (gnarley333) | 54.56 | 96% | 2022-11-18 |
| 28767. | Chris (ctmusicnz) | 54.56 | 94% | 2013-03-24 |
| 28768. | James (mysticalentity) | 54.56 | 92.9% | 2021-02-02 |
| 28769. | Neado (kingfisher1991) | 54.56 | 97% | 2012-11-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |