The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2096. | Kyameron (kyameron) | 116.87 | 94% | 2014-01-12 |
| 2097. | αβουδ (douba) | 116.86 | 98% | 2020-04-14 |
| 2098. | James (james1215) | 116.85 | 96% | 2012-05-18 |
| 2099. | Sotijalo (sotijalo) | 116.83 | 99% | 2022-01-31 |
| 2100. | Helen (haylenn) | 116.82 | 95% | 2011-08-14 |
| 2101. | NobodyW (techtron16) | 116.80 | 98% | 2014-06-25 |
| 2102. | Jeffrey (thejeffx) | 116.80 | 94% | 2012-10-26 |
| 2103. | nizika (shouronpou) | 116.79 | 97.7% | 2023-09-28 |
| 2104. | dogs (yorgort) | 116.77 | 98% | 2015-10-16 |
| 2105. | Mohan (mohan3) | 116.77 | — | 2009-06-08 |
| 2106. | Brian (darebird) | 116.77 | 96% | 2014-10-26 |
| 2107. | asdf (unibearbear) | 116.74 | 92% | 2011-11-11 |
| 2108. | `kf (kf_ck) | 116.74 | 94% | 2011-10-09 |
| 2109. | fusionguy100 (fusionguy200) | 116.73 | 96% | 2021-09-30 |
| 2110. | duniyadnd (duniyadnd) | 116.72 | — | 2010-10-01 |
| 2111. | Taro (yada) | 116.72 | 98% | 2014-09-08 |
| 2112. | Capt Holt (ephenssta) | 116.71 | 98% | 2022-07-11 |
| 2113. | (timjeffery44) | 116.70 | 98% | 2020-04-22 |
| 2114. | gaga (gagadisciple) | 116.70 | 98% | 2012-06-29 |
| 2115. | Zeeshan (nioprosc) | 116.68 | 98% | 2022-06-12 |
| 2116. | Implying (implying) | 116.68 | — | 2010-07-31 |
| 2117. | Andrew (bigfatsnoozy) | 116.67 | 94% | 2017-02-20 |
| 2118. | jOn (jonsport) | 116.66 | 97% | 2022-08-13 |
| 2119. | Bob (bgulliver) | 116.66 | 96% | 2012-03-03 |
| 2120. | Saad (saadquadri) | 116.65 | 97% | 2014-11-02 |
| 2121. | FatPanduh (fatpanduh) | 116.65 | 96% | 2021-05-01 |
| 2122. | DefoBG (defiancebg) | 116.64 | 97% | 2011-10-12 |
| 2123. | Kate (iblowtheoboe) | 116.64 | — | 2008-11-26 |
| 2124. | Melot_Dvorak (melot_type) | 116.63 | 98% | 2015-11-01 |
| 2125. | Alex (arandazzo829) | 116.62 | 100% | 2014-09-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |