The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12010. | Suikyo (suikyo) | 85.36 | 97.1% | 2023-09-10 |
| 12011. | Hải (mymomismad) | 85.36 | 96% | 2021-03-28 |
| 12012. | Max (maxijazz) | 85.36 | 97% | 2021-03-12 |
| 12013. | Ton (zman2124) | 85.36 | 97% | 2014-10-21 |
| 12014. | Kreator (thekreator42) | 85.36 | 93% | 2013-10-13 |
| 12015. | CheetahDude (ghysdd) | 85.36 | 96% | 2019-09-29 |
| 12016. | Dwima (dwizz) | 85.35 | 97% | 2023-04-17 |
| 12017. | Martin (watchieboy) | 85.35 | 96% | 2022-04-06 |
| 12018. | Ismail (aismail90) | 85.35 | 97% | 2020-09-03 |
| 12019. | Laura (luckybishop) | 85.35 | 97% | 2018-07-06 |
| 12020. | noturbiz (ahhhnono) | 85.34 | 99% | 2022-10-21 |
| 12021. | michelle (gvnocide) | 85.34 | 97% | 2021-02-11 |
| 12022. | jm (johnmd07) | 85.34 | — | 2009-05-26 |
| 12023. | dileepthoutam (dileepthoutam) | 85.33 | 97% | 2022-12-21 |
| 12024. | Jsmans89 (jman88s) | 85.33 | 91% | 2014-02-21 |
| 12025. | Simon (state804) | 85.33 | 96% | 2013-05-25 |
| 12026. | Tuujii (tuujii_n1) | 85.32 | 96% | 2017-09-28 |
| 12027. | Ben (bk100) | 85.32 | 96% | 2021-12-02 |
| 12028. | Ved (ved619) | 85.32 | 96% | 2022-09-16 |
| 12029. | Snow (ephemeralsnow) | 85.32 | 97% | 2021-02-17 |
| 12030. | bec (twentyonepotato) | 85.32 | 97% | 2021-05-06 |
| 12031. | Davis (davis3298) | 85.31 | 93% | 2015-01-16 |
| 12032. | Turning 14 in 2 Weeks! (spe... | 85.31 | 96% | 2021-11-01 |
| 12033. | Alex (tmbg13) | 85.31 | 96% | 2013-06-05 |
| 12034. | Zach (tertiaryhero) | 85.31 | 97% | 2017-10-20 |
| 12035. | Nimrod (nimrodm) | 85.31 | 96% | 2023-08-04 |
| 12036. | Bring Them Home (aloni4u) | 85.31 | — | 2009-11-14 |
| 12037. | nothing (nurthinaziz) | 85.31 | — | 2009-04-07 |
| 12038. | WaffleAbs (waffleabs) | 85.31 | 97% | 2021-03-06 |
| 12039. | Jacob (ryugo7) | 85.31 | 97% | 2013-11-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |