Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20272. | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (poundcayx) | 68.35 | 88% | 2016-02-04 |
| 20273. | L (die_eisdiele) | 68.35 | 96% | 2020-11-10 |
| 20274. | fapping typist (fappingtypist) | 68.34 | 92% | 2015-07-20 |
| 20275. | Reverend Poo Poo Bum (poopy... | 68.34 | 97% | 2019-06-17 |
| 20276. | Kiana (disfilipinochik) | 68.34 | 96% | 2014-02-01 |
| 20277. | bhmalek (bhmalek) | 68.34 | — | 2010-04-18 |
| 20278. | Christopher (chrizopaz) | 68.34 | 95% | 2020-11-12 |
| 20279. | Ahmad Fatih (afaf_tech19) | 68.34 | 98% | 2021-09-14 |
| 20280. | NING (jenning0420) | 68.34 | 97% | 2022-06-30 |
| 20281. | Masood (004993) | 68.33 | 97% | 2013-01-05 |
| 20282. | Reverie (tifa_lockhart) | 68.33 | 91% | 2016-11-11 |
| 20283. | Bruno (nortonpt) | 68.33 | 97% | 2012-08-28 |
| 20284. | Christian (silesc) | 68.33 | 95% | 2015-06-16 |
| 20285. | Tim (yetrael) | 68.33 | 95% | 2014-08-21 |
| 20286. | タイプマスター (flic... | 68.33 | 94% | 2023-05-12 |
| 20287. | Afnaan (afnaanqurreshi) | 68.33 | 98% | 2019-10-09 |
| 20288. | Artur (artixalke) | 68.32 | 95% | 2017-12-23 |
| 20289. | You (howtoplay) | 68.32 | 96% | 2012-02-21 |
| 20290. | siva (sivaaaaswaroop) | 68.32 | 94% | 2013-06-02 |
| 20291. | Mr. Robinson (cogili) | 68.32 | 97% | 2016-11-15 |
| 20292. | RjTvqH (rjtvqh) | 68.32 | 98% | 2021-09-12 |
| 20293. | luke (eodik_rake) | 68.32 | 98% | 2019-03-13 |
| 20294. | ToughAura04 (toughaura04) | 68.32 | 98% | 2023-03-30 |
| 20295. | 时快时慢 (andrewpsy) | 68.31 | 97% | 2011-10-01 |
| 20296. | Tetu (bwewts) | 68.31 | 94% | 2016-09-08 |
| 20297. | Jane (cxzawerf) | 68.31 | 94% | 2015-08-02 |
| 20298. | Corso (cportinari) | 68.31 | — | 2010-10-15 |
| 20299. | TypeTypeFox (alexsoldier122) | 68.31 | 96% | 2023-03-01 |
| 20300. | Josh (xdapperdonx) | 68.31 | 96% | 2022-06-19 |
| 20301. | noob (hoghoghog) | 68.31 | 95% | 2019-10-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |