The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7088. | Kevin (samuraiviking) | 94.33 | 98% | 2023-05-09 |
| 7089. | Gabrielius (indeep) | 94.33 | 96% | 2024-06-27 |
| 7090. | Phillip (mightysa) | 94.33 | 96% | 2020-11-24 |
| 7091. | TIBS (tibs) | 94.33 | 98% | 2022-12-21 |
| 7092. | Ahmet (imamocrat) | 94.33 | 96% | 2024-12-14 |
| 7093. | coco (fatherless) | 94.33 | 98% | 2024-07-09 |
| 7094. | Angly (liciti) | 94.33 | — | 2011-01-12 |
| 7095. | Adam (halfaznguy) | 94.33 | 98% | 2020-11-26 |
| 7096. | Zach (skateboard34) | 94.33 | 96% | 2017-04-11 |
| 7097. | willow (irkenempire) | 94.32 | 98.4% | 2025-01-15 |
| 7098. | Brent (brentosis) | 94.32 | 97% | 2013-09-20 |
| 7099. | Kramnik (st4ff) | 94.31 | 97% | 2025-05-30 |
| 7100. | Nobody (nobodykiller) | 94.31 | 95% | 2020-12-25 |
| 7101. | duckyful (duckydatyper) | 94.31 | 96.1% | 2025-01-09 |
| 7102. | JRD (yesjrd) | 94.31 | 97.7% | 2024-06-13 |
| 7103. | chipy (chipysmile) | 94.31 | 97% | 2014-02-27 |
| 7104. | Jo (typermac) | 94.30 | 97% | 2022-01-08 |
| 7105. | Bill (nofuksgiven) | 94.30 | 96% | 2012-11-16 |
| 7106. | Boogle (boogleboy) | 94.30 | 97.6% | 2023-12-03 |
| 7107. | زياد (aatrox0_0) | 94.30 | 98% | 2021-04-16 |
| 7108. | shadyan (shadyan) | 94.30 | 97% | 2024-02-02 |
| 7109. | Heather (feedtheflames) | 94.30 | 96% | 2013-06-04 |
| 7110. | Ryan (enzo_is_a_baws) | 94.30 | 91% | 2012-08-17 |
| 7111. | Zia (zeeya) | 94.29 | 96% | 2021-07-04 |
| 7112. | Allen (randomtask) | 94.29 | — | 2010-12-19 |
| 7113. | Daniel (daniel_ger) | 94.28 | 100% | 2025-07-05 |
| 7114. | OneiricAbyss (oneirodynia) | 94.27 | 99% | 2025-05-11 |
| 7115. | Wolah (michael_j_g) | 94.27 | 98% | 2025-05-19 |
| 7116. | AKIMbO (_akimbo_) | 94.27 | 95% | 2013-09-11 |
| 7117. | Ciccon0 (ciccon1) | 94.26 | 94.5% | 2025-04-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |