I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5192. | Teep (teeprex) | 101.07 | 97% | 2018-07-01 |
| 5193. | Ernest Leong (ernestleong2003) | 101.07 | 97% | 2023-01-23 |
| 5194. | adonia (spongeboblovesfriends) | 101.06 | 97% | 2018-05-02 |
| 5195. | Arthas (arthalich) | 101.06 | 98% | 2022-06-22 |
| 5196. | Dan Jeryll (almadendj) | 101.06 | 98% | 2020-08-03 |
| 5197. | thong (thongish) | 101.06 | 98% | 2024-03-27 |
| 5198. | Patrick (tepill) | 101.05 | 97% | 2021-11-07 |
| 5199. | john (basicallypure1) | 101.04 | 98% | 2022-05-22 |
| 5200. | Josh (djoshi) | 101.04 | 98.1% | 2024-09-13 |
| 5201. | mky (omkyo) | 101.04 | 96% | 2019-10-29 |
| 5202. | edisonhussey (furox) | 101.04 | 98% | 2020-09-20 |
| 5203. | Banana (bananana_man) | 101.04 | 97% | 2024-09-16 |
| 5204. | Andrew (vanilla51111) | 101.03 | 96% | 2017-09-28 |
| 5205. | The Real League of Typists ... | 101.02 | 98% | 2022-12-12 |
| 5206. | player (writer35) | 101.02 | 95% | 2022-09-12 |
| 5207. | Kinfi4 (kinfi4) | 101.02 | 98.4% | 2023-06-15 |
| 5208. | JaBoL (jabol) | 101.01 | 99% | 2024-05-30 |
| 5209. | enwask (enwask) | 101.01 | 95.8% | 2024-02-06 |
| 5210. | Jolly_Bones (jolly_bones) | 101.01 | 97% | 2025-03-24 |
| 5211. | zhen (zhen_pei) | 101.01 | 98.4% | 2024-01-14 |
| 5212. | FOO (mintaly_unstable) | 100.99 | 98.7% | 2023-10-07 |
| 5213. | ed (edwardb) | 100.99 | 97% | 2022-06-13 |
| 5214. | Poop (poopdie) | 100.99 | 97% | 2020-12-23 |
| 5215. | 🐉ΛⱣṪḭẌ🐉 (ahora) | 100.98 | 98% | 2017-12-08 |
| 5216. | sync__w (sync__w) | 100.97 | 97% | 2022-05-05 |
| 5217. | Sabari (sabari314) | 100.97 | 99% | 2024-09-18 |
| 5218. | Bob (sydre2) | 100.97 | 99% | 2021-09-15 |
| 5219. | AHomieNucleus (galaxxyn1) | 100.97 | 97% | 2021-12-05 |
| 5220. | bakr (_bakr) | 100.97 | 97% | 2023-03-19 |
| 5221. | dogtor (dogtor) | 100.96 | 98% | 2021-07-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |