I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16477. | Washed (qwertyking69) | 69.66 | 98.3% | 2025-03-14 |
| 16478. | taylor (daogwhiteboy) | 69.66 | 97% | 2018-03-31 |
| 16479. | Gert (hansonagarrett) | 69.66 | 96% | 2021-03-04 |
| 16480. | dak (dakn) | 69.66 | 96% | 2021-01-09 |
| 16481. | joshua (joshua1313) | 69.66 | 95% | 2020-10-27 |
| 16482. | Jeeb (jeebmaster9000) | 69.66 | 97% | 2020-11-29 |
| 16483. | Daniel (dhanick) | 69.66 | 95.7% | 2021-02-13 |
| 16484. | Dangerous (vandisk) | 69.66 | 98% | 2019-03-16 |
| 16485. | Gary Foo (garyfoo) | 69.65 | 98% | 2024-10-21 |
| 16486. | Andrew (andrewhey) | 69.65 | 97% | 2018-07-05 |
| 16487. | Ardan (kevinardani) | 69.65 | 97% | 2022-09-08 |
| 16488. | Kim Jong-il (a9088391) | 69.65 | 97% | 2017-07-16 |
| 16489. | Sour (sourbraix) | 69.64 | 95% | 2023-09-15 |
| 16490. | THe Blob (the_blob) | 69.64 | 98.1% | 2023-12-28 |
| 16491. | Mr_Hobo (sponsoredbyvisa) | 69.64 | 97% | 2025-11-29 |
| 16492. | The Strider (thestrider) | 69.64 | 95% | 2018-03-29 |
| 16493. | Nick (envynav) | 69.63 | 97% | 2022-05-16 |
| 16494. | Fortato (fortato) | 69.63 | 94% | 2022-04-08 |
| 16495. | PhaTTypes (phattypes) | 69.63 | 95.6% | 2023-07-28 |
| 16496. | Haru (harubao) | 69.63 | 96% | 2021-03-25 |
| 16497. | AHHH (chuckles1357) | 69.63 | 98% | 2019-09-24 |
| 16498. | Holly Jolly CHristmas (loli... | 69.62 | 96% | 2018-09-13 |
| 16499. | Shob (shob69) | 69.62 | 96% | 2022-01-21 |
| 16500. | Kian (kianv) | 69.62 | 94.8% | 2023-12-29 |
| 16501. | DuckyLeToss (duckyletoss) | 69.62 | 96% | 2021-02-04 |
| 16502. | niaw junior (niawjunior) | 69.62 | 97% | 2017-09-25 |
| 16503. | matt (matterz5) | 69.61 | 96% | 2019-02-02 |
| 16504. | Fahad (skyclasher_24) | 69.61 | 95% | 2021-11-15 |
| 16505. | Jakov (juher) | 69.61 | 98% | 2022-02-19 |
| 16506. | Josse (peerj_qwerty) | 69.61 | 95% | 2020-09-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |