I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12782. | Pav (p4vy) | 80.56 | 96.3% | 2023-10-28 |
| 12783. | Silas (littlegoofball) | 80.56 | 96% | 2016-05-10 |
| 12784. | no (kahos2) | 80.56 | 96% | 2019-03-08 |
| 12785. | Skunk (musicsporks) | 80.55 | 98% | 2020-03-05 |
| 12786. | Imran (i_m_r_a_n) | 80.55 | 97% | 2020-02-08 |
| 12787. | Eddie (artourzy) | 80.55 | 95% | 2017-01-21 |
| 12788. | Annabelle (anuhbell) | 80.55 | 98% | 2017-09-17 |
| 12789. | Nathon (worklawyer) | 80.54 | 95.4% | 2021-01-29 |
| 12790. | Jeron (pivotwind) | 80.54 | 87% | 2016-02-05 |
| 12791. | ForgoT (forgot10) | 80.54 | 95% | 2015-08-17 |
| 12792. | Abby (paintingcat12) | 80.54 | 90% | 2017-02-17 |
| 12793. | Daniel (torelar) | 80.53 | 96% | 2017-06-13 |
| 12794. | Mason (degler123) | 80.53 | 96% | 2018-12-04 |
| 12795. | Alexander (alexmeinhold) | 80.53 | 98% | 2019-02-18 |
| 12796. | M (mattgarr) | 80.53 | 89% | 2017-01-26 |
| 12797. | swag (swagmaster881) | 80.53 | 93% | 2016-12-13 |
| 12798. | Trai (trainguyen2402) | 80.52 | 99% | 2022-12-11 |
| 12799. | todoroki (icyhot2_111) | 80.52 | 97% | 2025-05-03 |
| 12800. | Kaleb (kalebbates) | 80.52 | 95% | 2022-12-13 |
| 12801. | trying to improve (notsofas... | 80.52 | 98% | 2024-02-05 |
| 12802. | Rabbit (rabbit44) | 80.52 | 97% | 2022-07-18 |
| 12803. | Nocturnal_Tofu (entity_01) | 80.52 | 98% | 2018-06-20 |
| 12804. | Dvorak (dvorakattack) | 80.51 | 97% | 2025-12-06 |
| 12805. | Ameen (ameen_a21) | 80.51 | 97% | 2022-12-12 |
| 12806. | kizzgotnorest (kizznorest) | 80.51 | 96% | 2025-12-14 |
| 12807. | Mike (perforatesquid) | 80.51 | 98.3% | 2025-03-11 |
| 12808. | Smajin (smajin) | 80.51 | 95% | 2016-11-17 |
| 12809. | Hai (michaeldp) | 80.51 | 97% | 2021-06-30 |
| 12810. | spacegoose (spaceg00se) | 80.51 | 97% | 2019-11-18 |
| 12811. | Akerlyn (akerlyn) | 80.51 | 94% | 2016-09-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |