Right, I am going to tell you how this works. You're going in the drink and I am going to make a cup of tea. Underneath the floor boards is the famous river Thames. I hope for your sakes you can hold your breath for as long as it takes to boil that kettle. After that, I am going to ask you a question, one question. You are going to give me a name and if it's the right name, I send you home warm and dry in a fresh set of clothes. If it's the wrong name, you'll be fed to the crayfish.
—from RocknRolla, a movie by Guy Ritchie
Active since November 19, 2009.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15022. | cedar (rolledupbeanie) | 91.29 | 96% | 2022-10-28 |
| 15023. | Andrew (completespud) | 91.29 | 98.8% | 2024-08-04 |
| 15024. | Zach (zdude27closedrofl) | 91.29 | 95% | 2011-07-28 |
| 15025. | Barett (thebman919) | 91.29 | — | 2010-04-02 |
| 15026. | mustafa (msutafa) | 91.28 | 98% | 2026-02-27 |
| 15027. | Isabelle (isabook) | 91.28 | 98% | 2024-10-14 |
| 15028. | Ethan (ethaner63) | 91.28 | 92% | 2016-03-25 |
| 15029. | Sebastian (ruuun) | 91.28 | 99% | 2017-06-20 |
| 15030. | Jelq King (jelqing) | 91.27 | 97.2% | 2025-01-07 |
| 15031. | joey (legend_joey) | 91.27 | 96.4% | 2024-08-26 |
| 15032. | squish squash (joshthesquas... | 91.27 | 97.4% | 2023-10-10 |
| 15033. | Ezainy (gresketh) | 91.27 | 96.6% | 2024-10-15 |
| 15034. | Espen (espenbv) | 91.27 | 90% | 2012-10-07 |
| 15035. | Kelvin (kelvin_jesus) | 91.27 | 99% | 2021-06-04 |
| 15036. | Andy (philivox) | 91.27 | 96% | 2018-04-09 |
| 15037. | Zasz (zasz) | 91.27 | 97% | 2015-02-26 |
| 15038. | Will (enthed) | 91.26 | 93% | 2016-10-22 |
| 15039. | scotish (scotishcham) | 91.26 | 98% | 2022-01-31 |
| 15040. | Habby Derrie (japanese_mapl... | 91.26 | 96% | 2026-03-18 |
| 15041. | Jimmy (motivatorman) | 91.26 | 98% | 2020-12-10 |
| 15042. | Funky (funkychunkymon) | 91.26 | 98% | 2022-03-14 |
| 15043. | Trung (trungpb) | 91.26 | 99% | 2014-11-11 |
| 15044. | Talha (gamingmastar) | 91.26 | 97.7% | 2024-01-30 |
| 15045. | Teen (teenunicorn) | 91.26 | 95% | 2016-02-03 |
| 15046. | Cdawg2 (cdawg2) | 91.26 | — | 2010-03-10 |
| 15047. | Prachi Jain (prachi_jain) | 91.25 | 97.7% | 2024-11-24 |
| 15048. | Kameloc (twoddle2) | 91.25 | 99% | 2016-11-19 |
| 15049. | A (five_a) | 91.25 | 92% | 2014-08-18 |
| 15050. | Zhikouan (mikelee543) | 91.25 | 97% | 2018-04-27 |
| 15051. | Eliana (sunbrilo7) | 91.24 | 96.1% | 2023-11-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 62,608 | 103.91 | November 19, 2009 |
| Long Texts | 69 | 111.05 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 33 | 107.16 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 94.90 | January 29, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 77.62 | October 1, 2024 |