See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10293. | sharp (quotextx) | 81.34 | 98% | 2020-07-25 |
| 10294. | Michayla (mrowcliffe77) | 81.34 | 96% | 2023-02-22 |
| 10295. | abdul (khoir359) | 81.34 | 98% | 2021-04-06 |
| 10296. | Virus (virusinmotion) | 81.33 | 98% | 2022-08-09 |
| 10297. | wen (longwen) | 81.33 | 99% | 2019-06-07 |
| 10298. | Free Palestine (hoda_444) | 81.32 | 96% | 2025-03-08 |
| 10299. | Juls (juls22) | 81.31 | 95% | 2021-04-25 |
| 10300. | Tim (timsusss) | 81.31 | 97% | 2022-05-01 |
| 10301. | James (roguehamster2073) | 81.30 | 98% | 2023-09-25 |
| 10302. | Jack (jackbiscegliaa) | 81.30 | 96% | 2022-03-24 |
| 10303. | Abhishek (abc_cs) | 81.29 | 98% | 2021-09-08 |
| 10304. | iquee (jeptha) | 81.29 | 96.4% | 2021-02-04 |
| 10305. | mightymoistmango (mightymoi... | 81.29 | 96% | 2024-01-10 |
| 10306. | Brandon (brandonzfu) | 81.29 | 96% | 2022-01-04 |
| 10307. | qwerty (wassupyuiop) | 81.29 | 97% | 2020-01-09 |
| 10308. | أحمد (dr_ahmed) | 81.29 | 98% | 2019-09-25 |
| 10309. | Oblobble (enraged_oblobble) | 81.28 | 98% | 2021-07-07 |
| 10310. | VP (illermike) | 81.28 | 99% | 2023-02-12 |
| 10311. | -- (991point2) | 81.28 | 94% | 2023-09-11 |
| 10312. | sidharth (sidharth_71) | 81.28 | 98% | 2022-01-13 |
| 10313. | ninja (ninja_op) | 81.28 | 97% | 2021-03-29 |
| 10314. | Cah (ikankontol2017) | 81.28 | 99% | 2019-05-08 |
| 10315. | Pere (unbreaksee) | 81.27 | 96% | 2021-03-09 |
| 10316. | Citra (lordlubu) | 81.27 | 97% | 2019-08-04 |
| 10317. | Robert (selbor) | 81.25 | 97.4% | 2023-09-03 |
| 10318. | Nandhu (nandhu871) | 81.25 | 98.5% | 2023-09-09 |
| 10319. | WillyWonka (willy_wonka56) | 81.25 | 95% | 2024-10-05 |
| 10320. | Cyril (81_wpm_goal) | 81.25 | 97% | 2021-04-24 |
| 10321. | Mishi Hosk (mishihosk) | 81.24 | 97.4% | 2024-05-17 |
| 10322. | Tom (monkeyboxlol) | 81.24 | 97.4% | 2023-11-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |