As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9435. | Daithí (daithi) | 85.62 | 93% | 2017-03-10 |
| 9436. | Chris (ccheng1231) | 85.61 | 96% | 2019-11-15 |
| 9437. | Miri (youneedcheeses) | 85.61 | 98% | 2019-02-15 |
| 9438. | Timo (ubulin) | 85.61 | 96% | 2018-11-12 |
| 9439. | Bernie (bernie557) | 85.60 | 96% | 2021-02-10 |
| 9440. | rixia (pyrophorik) | 85.59 | 96% | 2018-03-06 |
| 9441. | Long (wesleylong) | 85.59 | 99% | 2025-10-10 |
| 9442. | Will (downtoearthdev) | 85.59 | 95.7% | 2025-01-03 |
| 9443. | Whos (g3trekt) | 85.59 | 98% | 2021-05-05 |
| 9444. | Ryan (egg_grenade) | 85.58 | 97% | 2017-07-26 |
| 9445. | Jonathan (itzjonny) | 85.58 | 96% | 2022-06-26 |
| 9446. | Seisofu (seisofu) | 85.58 | 90% | 2016-05-01 |
| 9447. | Khyri (kyr111) | 85.58 | 99% | 2022-03-04 |
| 9448. | Joe (joe_w) | 85.58 | 98% | 2021-01-26 |
| 9449. | Bryan (bryan675) | 85.58 | 97% | 2017-07-13 |
| 9450. | SabinShrestha (horrendousre... | 85.58 | 97% | 2021-03-30 |
| 9451. | Loser (tiki1234) | 85.57 | 96% | 2023-07-30 |
| 9452. | Adam (enormous_potato) | 85.57 | 99% | 2019-11-05 |
| 9453. | Imou (imoumon) | 85.56 | 98% | 2020-12-11 |
| 9454. | Tim (slowpoke_99) | 85.56 | 99% | 2019-07-19 |
| 9455. | Beibarys (beba23) | 85.56 | 97% | 2025-10-08 |
| 9456. | 3.14 (rom3_141592) | 85.56 | 98.2% | 2023-06-09 |
| 9457. | Nightwing (nightwing2015) | 85.56 | 94% | 2015-07-29 |
| 9458. | Cam (ocanadia) | 85.56 | 95% | 2015-06-08 |
| 9459. | Thomas (xxlaptoptypezxx) | 85.55 | 97% | 2020-03-06 |
| 9460. | Dan (dabombdanh) | 85.55 | 99% | 2019-03-23 |
| 9461. | xx (x_cx_cc_j) | 85.55 | 97.6% | 2025-02-28 |
| 9462. | scotish (scotishcham) | 85.55 | 98% | 2022-01-12 |
| 9463. | MO$$ (monilyn) | 85.55 | 97% | 2021-09-02 |
| 9464. | Kevin (kg0184) | 85.55 | 98% | 2017-07-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |