As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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8546. | Kiba (kibarado) | 86.98 | 96% | 2025-04-18 |
8547. | Allan Peter Cayetano (phili... | 86.98 | 97% | 2022-10-21 |
8548. | Sophia (sophiaa_chen) | 86.98 | 97% | 2021-09-28 |
8549. | Re4per (light_exe) | 86.98 | 97% | 2022-12-29 |
8550. | Lan (bubbleangel33) | 86.98 | 95% | 2015-11-16 |
8551. | Zajd (zajd36) | 86.98 | 97% | 2021-05-02 |
8552. | Smith (pucymae) | 86.98 | 97% | 2023-02-04 |
8553. | hyeonk (hyeonk) | 86.98 | 97% | 2021-07-19 |
8554. | Moses (moses297) | 86.98 | 99% | 2018-07-17 |
8555. | sfv (va909212345) | 86.98 | 96% | 2016-05-02 |
8556. | Samuel (svanpelt) | 86.98 | 98% | 2015-07-02 |
8557. | i got 180 finally... (heatrun) | 86.98 | 97% | 2017-09-24 |
8558. | Roderick (rayfeather) | 86.97 | 95% | 2017-03-01 |
8559. | tstats[armanto] (armanto) | 86.97 | 99% | 2022-03-13 |
8560. | Stuart (cakester) | 86.96 | 87% | 2015-04-04 |
8561. | isaac (nawtu) | 86.96 | 96% | 2015-11-21 |
8562. | KnockieKnock (knockieknock_47) | 86.95 | 98% | 2023-07-27 |
8563. | Enormity (enormity_op) | 86.95 | 98% | 2022-04-19 |
8564. | Ben (caaakeeey) | 86.95 | 98% | 2022-03-18 |
8565. | joelromero012415@yahoo.com.... | 86.95 | 97% | 2015-08-20 |
8566. | asuteraj (asuteraj) | 86.94 | 99% | 2024-10-26 |
8567. | Mallory (pandums) | 86.94 | 98% | 2018-08-08 |
8568. | John (joop0625) | 86.94 | 97% | 2023-10-20 |
8569. | Joel (joel48) | 86.94 | 99% | 2016-12-31 |
8570. | ᕙ( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)ᕗ ... | 86.93 | 98% | 2022-07-30 |
8571. | IonCube (ioncube) | 86.93 | 99% | 2020-11-16 |
8572. | Jimmy (jimshhkb) | 86.93 | 97% | 2017-09-19 |
8573. | DwarvenCraft (olegi) | 86.93 | 93% | 2017-02-09 |
8574. | Marvin Andre (its_bachi) | 86.92 | 97.6% | 2024-07-02 |
8575. | Yash (milkyman) | 86.92 | 88% | 2016-06-10 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |