So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4764. | Dennis (monkeyseemonkeydo) | 99.98 | — | 2008-11-05 |
| 4765. | Tomasz (jypnfevk) | 99.98 | 100% | 2011-08-24 |
| 4766. | Sugar Honey (engscholar15) | 99.96 | 99% | 2022-10-06 |
| 4767. | Cloak (c_dangerfield) | 99.96 | 89% | 2011-09-23 |
| 4768. | Khoi Nguyen (vukhoinguyen8492) | 99.96 | 94% | 2016-01-23 |
| 4769. | thegametwok (thegametwok) | 99.95 | 98% | 2017-02-28 |
| 4770. | BIG LARRY (lolaurence) | 99.94 | 99% | 2014-07-06 |
| 4771. | Blaziken (blas_) | 99.94 | 94% | 2015-03-06 |
| 4772. | David (alotofdavid) | 99.92 | 97% | 2012-01-14 |
| 4773. | Mostafa (mustard420) | 99.92 | 97% | 2021-06-04 |
| 4774. | Jake (jakeypancakey) | 99.92 | 96% | 2023-04-14 |
| 4775. | idler (idler) | 99.92 | 96% | 2011-10-27 |
| 4776. | Natalie (paintingflowers) | 99.92 | 99% | 2015-01-06 |
| 4777. | Andrew (akarzel) | 99.91 | 97% | 2014-05-29 |
| 4778. | Irish (irishknight) | 99.91 | — | 2011-04-25 |
| 4779. | Bassist (bassist23) | 99.91 | 98% | 2014-08-14 |
| 4780. | Engine (engine_420) | 99.90 | 99.7% | 2023-10-31 |
| 4781. | (wildlife) | 99.90 | 91% | 2015-09-02 |
| 4782. | Bork (sriramg96) | 99.90 | 97% | 2017-02-14 |
| 4783. | Chroma (chroma_aus) | 99.89 | 98% | 2022-02-11 |
| 4784. | Mkaaztješā¤ (tadas2002) | 99.89 | 98% | 2019-11-28 |
| 4785. | andiibooo (andiibooo) | 99.89 | 97% | 2014-11-23 |
| 4786. | Ian (petwoip) | 99.89 | 96% | 2013-07-19 |
| 4787. | K (ksil2) | 99.89 | 95% | 2016-05-17 |
| 4788. | Harry (expadz) | 99.88 | 98% | 2022-03-28 |
| 4789. | robin (robinz) | 99.88 | 98% | 2014-01-22 |
| 4790. | Robert (z1lc) | 99.88 | 95% | 2012-04-26 |
| 4791. | Noah (Dvorak) (noahdvorak) | 99.88 | — | 2009-01-05 |
| 4792. | Vishal (vishvish) | 99.87 | 96% | 2023-01-08 |
| 4793. | (roboaedin) | 99.87 | 98% | 2017-07-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |