The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30572. | (zyad0magdy) | 50.40 | 94% | 2021-03-04 |
| 30573. | Suudelma (suudelma) | 50.40 | 95% | 2019-02-06 |
| 30574. | (maerifat) | 50.40 | 96% | 2016-03-07 |
| 30575. | Richmano NASY (richmano) | 50.39 | 94.3% | 2023-06-11 |
| 30576. | Fran (puflines) | 50.39 | 94% | 2013-05-22 |
| 30577. | (crazymom101) | 50.39 | 91% | 2012-08-30 |
| 30578. | かりつた (shizuyoru) | 50.38 | 95% | 2017-10-05 |
| 30579. | (kannansm) | 50.37 | 87% | 2014-05-02 |
| 30580. | (daniel123654) | 50.36 | 93% | 2016-02-04 |
| 30581. | (nittanylion) | 50.36 | — | 2009-03-03 |
| 30582. | 127.0.0.1 (unknownusr) | 50.35 | 94% | 2023-04-14 |
| 30583. | Andrei (molchalin) | 50.35 | 97% | 2023-01-22 |
| 30584. | Adam (420adam) | 50.35 | 94% | 2021-09-18 |
| 30585. | (stephanie83) | 50.35 | 89% | 2016-11-03 |
| 30586. | ally (ally004) | 50.34 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
| 30587. | M (leeyoungae0) | 50.34 | — | 2011-01-09 |
| 30588. | (garvit509) | 50.32 | 95.4% | 2023-07-07 |
| 30589. | Alexey (alexander_alekhine) | 50.32 | 93% | 2021-06-30 |
| 30590. | (wily2005) | 50.32 | 96% | 2012-07-31 |
| 30591. | (jessikaze) | 50.32 | — | 2011-03-19 |
| 30592. | (enderflame) | 50.32 | 96% | 2015-01-13 |
| 30593. | Sam (samv3l) | 50.31 | 93% | 2023-01-07 |
| 30594. | (littlebear) | 50.31 | — | 2009-09-05 |
| 30595. | Allen (kochengoren) | 50.30 | 93% | 2019-07-13 |
| 30596. | (bjorkit) | 50.30 | 90% | 2013-12-07 |
| 30597. | (miz71k) | 50.29 | 95% | 2019-10-01 |
| 30598. | (dingyy) | 50.29 | — | 2009-04-27 |
| 30599. | Darsh (gothmoth) | 50.28 | 96% | 2022-12-22 |
| 30600. | (eclove02) | 50.27 | 96% | 2020-08-20 |
| 30601. | Claire (akward7ur7le) | 50.27 | 88% | 2015-08-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |