The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.
—from Ferris Bueller's Day Off, a movie by John Hughes
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2953. | Min (minbighead) | 79.49 | 97% | 2019-07-26 |
| 2954. | Thos (thosbp) | 79.49 | 98% | 2018-11-19 |
| 2955. | Anuraj (anuraj12) | 79.48 | 95% | 2021-08-22 |
| 2956. | Reinaldo (reinaldotje) | 79.48 | 96% | 2017-09-26 |
| 2957. | Dustin (dusitnj) | 79.47 | 98% | 2018-02-08 |
| 2958. | Timothy (warmpotato) | 79.47 | 96% | 2018-08-13 |
| 2959. | machinegungeek (machinegung... | 79.46 | 96% | 2019-11-04 |
| 2960. | Snake (snake_eyes) | 79.45 | 98% | 2018-02-14 |
| 2961. | dark (xaaxk) | 79.45 | 97% | 2018-11-20 |
| 2962. | Glennis (biotic_god) | 79.45 | 95% | 2018-12-16 |
| 2963. | CJ (cannedair) | 79.45 | 98% | 2017-09-19 |
| 2964. | jinay (noisy_88) | 79.44 | 98% | 2021-08-15 |
| 2965. | Tom (limera2nn) | 79.44 | 97% | 2019-07-29 |
| 2966. | Atif (pakistan_786) | 79.44 | 98% | 2020-06-02 |
| 2967. | Reebane (reebane) | 79.44 | 98% | 2019-01-06 |
| 2968. | Peter (ptrmai) | 79.43 | 96% | 2020-08-28 |
| 2969. | Daniel (encapsulation) | 79.42 | 96% | 2019-10-30 |
| 2970. | Dong (yagmc1993) | 79.41 | 98% | 2020-12-18 |
| 2971. | LV (fathermeme) | 79.38 | 95% | 2019-11-20 |
| 2972. | Omar (omar_ziada) | 79.38 | 97% | 2021-07-17 |
| 2973. | tobias (thandschin) | 79.37 | 98% | 2020-05-27 |
| 2974. | man im slow (sarosh357) | 79.36 | 97% | 2020-07-26 |
| 2975. | tstats[gravityhurts] (gravi... | 79.35 | 96% | 2020-11-29 |
| 2976. | Marcus (x5starmodding) | 79.35 | 95% | 2020-04-27 |
| 2977. | nail on mtgap (nai1) | 79.34 | 96% | 2020-07-14 |
| 2978. | Terra (terranavis) | 79.33 | 97% | 2018-11-27 |
| 2979. | Kyle (kuronkuu) | 79.33 | 95% | 2020-07-23 |
| 2980. | InVerse (zenmonkinverse) | 79.29 | 96% | 2020-08-26 |
| 2981. | c (pliva152) | 79.28 | 96% | 2019-09-01 |
| 2982. | David (david0557) | 79.28 | 98% | 2018-07-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 10,126 | 80.79 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 4 | 78.68 | April 10, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 128.99 | January 3, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 2 | 122.51 | December 16, 2020 |