And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17223. | David (vicksdawg) | 83.70 | 93% | 2016-05-24 |
| 17224. | adsfdasf (keranovcho) | 83.70 | 95% | 2018-10-17 |
| 17225. | Lee (dona3315) | 83.70 | 97% | 2012-05-05 |
| 17226. | Kap (kapqw) | 83.69 | — | 2010-05-10 |
| 17227. | Thelonious (thelonious) | 83.69 | 97% | 2013-08-07 |
| 17228. | kostia (kostia244) | 83.69 | 98% | 2020-02-22 |
| 17229. | Cactusmon (cactusmon) | 83.69 | 97% | 2020-01-11 |
| 17230. | Faquarl (iamfaquarl) | 83.69 | 97% | 2014-04-09 |
| 17231. | Becky (beckberg) | 83.68 | 97% | 2019-11-25 |
| 17232. | alex (chinese69) | 83.68 | 97% | 2022-03-01 |
| 17233. | Malachy (bugprsn) | 83.68 | 97% | 2022-04-09 |
| 17234. | Dio (slado122) | 83.68 | 97% | 2021-11-05 |
| 17235. | James (leeroy909) | 83.68 | — | 2011-02-12 |
| 17236. | Sam (spiritreader) | 83.68 | 94% | 2013-09-30 |
| 17237. | Mason (mrnicejob) | 83.68 | 97% | 2013-04-28 |
| 17238. | Thayz (onmywatto100) | 83.68 | 89% | 2016-11-26 |
| 17239. | Smit (smit_24) | 83.67 | 97.9% | 2023-10-15 |
| 17240. | Jarocj (manhna99) | 83.67 | 98% | 2022-09-26 |
| 17241. | Pillsbury (acidreindeer) | 83.67 | 94% | 2017-03-01 |
| 17242. | Hex (galaxyyyy) | 83.67 | 97% | 2019-12-20 |
| 17243. | Huy (pikeman222) | 83.67 | 97% | 2017-02-14 |
| 17244. | Emzlo (emzlo) | 83.67 | 98% | 2018-04-18 |
| 17245. | Biggus (biggboii18) | 83.66 | 95% | 2023-01-10 |
| 17246. | Gerard (gerard_m_m) | 83.66 | 98% | 2021-11-30 |
| 17247. | Ian (darthbaldus902) | 83.66 | 98% | 2023-01-16 |
| 17248. | Jayfeather (jayfeather787) | 83.66 | 97% | 2015-05-02 |
| 17249. | Veyron (theoh) | 83.66 | 98% | 2012-02-08 |
| 17250. | marcelos (meldels) | 83.66 | 96% | 2013-09-11 |
| 17251. | M.Ha (manhha00) | 83.66 | 97% | 2017-06-19 |
| 17252. | Jonny (karunakaruna) | 83.66 | 94% | 2011-07-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |