The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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18427. | Casi (casibella) | 73.45 | 98% | 2014-12-16 |
18428. | asdf (floydian) | 73.45 | — | 2010-06-18 |
18429. | Ethiopia (edmaanihc@gmail.c... | 73.44 | 96% | 2019-01-10 |
18430. | Boomhauer (ishampine) | 73.44 | 95% | 2020-05-30 |
18431. | zarzych (zarzych) | 73.43 | — | 2011-01-01 |
18432. | Sujeet (sujeetgholap) | 73.43 | 95% | 2013-02-06 |
18433. | Gotta Blast! (chikin) | 73.43 | 94% | 2016-08-05 |
18434. | Klas (fadhinator) | 73.43 | 97% | 2019-07-16 |
18435. | ForgoT (forgot10) | 73.43 | 91% | 2015-08-28 |
18436. | Blank: (nsikkk) | 73.43 | 96% | 2012-08-16 |
18437. | Jethro (jetthrower) | 73.43 | 96% | 2021-10-30 |
18438. | Bob (bromanswagboy) | 73.43 | 97% | 2021-06-12 |
18439. | Flamebeaver (framebuffer) | 73.43 | 97% | 2018-10-31 |
18440. | Vishnu (dvishnu) | 73.43 | 82% | 2011-06-08 |
18441. | piyopiyo (piyopiyopiyo) | 73.43 | 97% | 2021-04-07 |
18442. | Spartacus (galvarino) | 73.43 | 98% | 2021-09-13 |
18443. | Marc (andesandwich) | 73.42 | 97% | 2022-01-25 |
18444. | Ed (unknownalias) | 73.42 | 96% | 2023-08-15 |
18445. | Ridotoji (ridotoji) | 73.42 | — | 2010-03-29 |
18446. | Tedd (themaguffin) | 73.42 | 95% | 2013-02-15 |
18447. | Ace (aced) | 73.42 | 97% | 2011-07-05 |
18448. | J. (ems) (ems__) | 73.42 | 99% | 2013-08-17 |
18449. | Shekhar (shekhark) | 73.42 | 97% | 2016-09-20 |
18450. | Hong (dzaito) | 73.41 | 98% | 2016-06-08 |
18451. | Warren (craggles) | 73.41 | 97% | 2023-03-21 |
18452. | ... (willnyeasianguy) | 73.40 | 97% | 2020-08-17 |
18453. | Fransisco (dei_of_speed) | 73.40 | 92% | 2016-03-09 |
18454. | Trisha (trighan1221) | 73.40 | 99% | 2017-02-08 |
18455. | Vincent (notvincentt) | 73.40 | 98% | 2021-09-16 |
18456. | ssm1 (ssm1) | 73.40 | 97% | 2019-11-07 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |