The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18732. | asdf (floydian) | 73.45 | — | 2010-06-18 |
| 18733. | (casibella) | 73.45 | 98% | 2014-12-16 |
| 18734. | Boomhauer (ishampine) | 73.44 | 95% | 2020-05-30 |
| 18735. | (ransomware) | 73.44 | 96% | 2019-01-10 |
| 18736. | Jethro (jetthrower) | 73.43 | 96% | 2021-10-30 |
| 18737. | Spartacus (galvarino) | 73.43 | 98% | 2021-09-13 |
| 18738. | Bob (bromanswagboy) | 73.43 | 97% | 2021-06-12 |
| 18739. | (piyopiyopiyo) | 73.43 | 97% | 2021-04-07 |
| 18740. | (dvishnu) | 73.43 | 82% | 2011-06-08 |
| 18741. | (framebuffer) | 73.43 | 97% | 2018-10-31 |
| 18742. | ForgoT (forgot10) | 73.43 | 91% | 2015-08-28 |
| 18743. | Klas (fadhinator) | 73.43 | 97% | 2019-07-16 |
| 18744. | Gotta Blast! (chikin) | 73.43 | 94% | 2016-08-05 |
| 18745. | (sujeetgholap) | 73.43 | 95% | 2013-02-06 |
| 18746. | (zarzych) | 73.43 | — | 2011-01-01 |
| 18747. | (nsikkk) | 73.43 | 96% | 2012-08-16 |
| 18748. | Ed (unknownalias) | 73.42 | 96.5% | 2023-08-15 |
| 18749. | Aman (amanengineer) | 73.42 | 97% | 2022-12-13 |
| 18750. | Shekhar (shekhark) | 73.42 | 97% | 2016-09-20 |
| 18751. | Marc (andesandwich) | 73.42 | 97% | 2022-01-25 |
| 18752. | Tedd (themaguffin) | 73.42 | 95% | 2013-02-15 |
| 18753. | Ridotoji (ridotoji) | 73.42 | — | 2010-03-29 |
| 18754. | J. (ems) (ems__) | 73.42 | 99% | 2013-08-17 |
| 18755. | Ace (aced) | 73.42 | 97% | 2011-07-05 |
| 18756. | (shubh09) | 73.41 | 95% | 2015-02-22 |
| 18757. | (irhamshah) | 73.41 | 94% | 2016-08-26 |
| 18758. | Warren (craggles) | 73.41 | 97% | 2023-03-21 |
| 18759. | (dzaito) | 73.41 | 98% | 2016-06-08 |
| 18760. | (hinomiya) | 73.40 | 93% | 2016-09-29 |
| 18761. | 1asdf (posijab) | 73.40 | 97.2% | 2023-10-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |