So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
Active since August 3, 2008.
317 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19739. | (aishanick) | 68.28 | 97% | 2023-01-31 |
| 19740. | (f1shmann) | 68.28 | 96% | 2021-10-16 |
| 19741. | Branimir (brankeros_17) | 68.28 | 96% | 2020-01-20 |
| 19742. | Gjean (gjean) | 68.28 | 98% | 2016-05-20 |
| 19743. | (allmylife102) | 68.28 | 91% | 2011-05-18 |
| 19744. | Padtoles (tadp) | 68.27 | 95% | 2014-01-06 |
| 19745. | (ryanylee02) | 68.27 | 97% | 2021-03-29 |
| 19746. | (teledodol) | 68.27 | 94% | 2020-08-02 |
| 19747. | (billy_x) | 68.27 | 91% | 2013-01-14 |
| 19748. | (dakhide) | 68.26 | 95% | 2021-02-20 |
| 19749. | (akiramonster) | 68.26 | 98% | 2012-10-12 |
| 19750. | Umar (umarsuleman) | 68.25 | 96% | 2022-03-24 |
| 19751. | (yamata2999) | 68.25 | 98% | 2017-12-03 |
| 19752. | ignorante (ignorante) | 68.25 | — | 2010-07-04 |
| 19753. | (ctmfrs) | 68.25 | 93% | 2015-02-12 |
| 19754. | muzakh (muzakkiha) | 68.25 | 98% | 2020-03-29 |
| 19755. | (sebhoagie) | 68.24 | 96.7% | 2023-06-27 |
| 19756. | (ckeyrouz) | 68.24 | 95% | 2011-06-06 |
| 19757. | (zubbu) | 68.24 | 94% | 2021-02-28 |
| 19758. | Jacob (darklordjp) | 68.24 | 94% | 2015-09-04 |
| 19759. | (fasterthanc) | 68.24 | 93% | 2015-08-29 |
| 19760. | (ems__) | 68.24 | 100% | 2013-08-06 |
| 19761. | Areeb (areebur) | 68.23 | 94.7% | 2023-09-08 |
| 19762. | (pumpingkin) | 68.23 | 96% | 2021-03-06 |
| 19763. | Roger (rogergnay) | 68.23 | 95% | 2020-08-30 |
| 19764. | (jjcheung24) | 68.23 | 91% | 2011-12-01 |
| 19765. | (igotskillz1337) | 68.23 | 93% | 2016-03-24 |
| 19766. | (mis94) | 68.23 | 95% | 2016-05-31 |
| 19767. | (crazyjugglerdrummer) | 68.23 | 86% | 2013-05-08 |
| 19768. | (sexmaster27) | 68.22 | 95% | 2019-11-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |