Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5252. | nurul (naddyaw) | 57.98 | 95% | 2017-10-25 |
| 5253. | Vincent (typeasdfracer) | 57.98 | 96% | 2018-12-12 |
| 5254. | Stefan (stefanbm) | 57.98 | 95% | 2018-03-21 |
| 5255. | Nitish Pandey (nitishneverg... | 57.97 | 97% | 2020-06-15 |
| 5256. | Michael Jay (rsbluee) | 57.95 | 95% | 2017-12-12 |
| 5257. | school_is_useless (school_i... | 57.93 | 96% | 2019-09-21 |
| 5258. | Francesco (fgdestefano) | 57.93 | 95% | 2020-04-23 |
| 5259. | Raya (rayawaya) | 57.93 | 97% | 2018-05-26 |
| 5260. | Marko (mare35) | 57.92 | 95% | 2020-12-07 |
| 5261. | Louis (louiis) | 57.91 | 97% | 2019-02-11 |
| 5262. | satya (satya1110) | 57.89 | 97% | 2017-08-23 |
| 5263. | Den (denisetse) | 57.88 | 98% | 2018-08-18 |
| 5264. | BoxingNguyen (boxingnguyen) | 57.88 | 96% | 2018-06-15 |
| 5265. | Noah (polttogi) | 57.87 | 94% | 2020-11-21 |
| 5266. | D (dabirik) | 57.86 | 97% | 2019-06-05 |
| 5267. | beans (beans_baked) | 57.84 | 97% | 2020-11-09 |
| 5268. | YNCBearz (bear19930414) | 57.81 | 97% | 2020-09-15 |
| 5269. | em (emrivera) | 57.81 | 96% | 2018-11-23 |
| 5270. | Luis Victor (anubis_9) | 57.78 | 94% | 2020-09-10 |
| 5271. | Rogan (rogan09) | 57.78 | 96% | 2017-10-04 |
| 5272. | Bam (phoenixthestral) | 57.77 | 94% | 2019-06-25 |
| 5273. | JOhn (exotifys) | 57.77 | 96% | 2020-08-04 |
| 5274. | bgekg (earthtosimran) | 57.76 | 94% | 2018-03-01 |
| 5275. | Wing (wing821) | 57.75 | 97% | 2017-09-01 |
| 5276. | J (sriroo) | 57.75 | 95% | 2018-01-30 |
| 5277. | Leon (leonnoelimagery) | 57.74 | 96% | 2018-10-02 |
| 5278. | Vance (vanceblack) | 57.74 | 98% | 2018-01-25 |
| 5279. | Meow (meowchamp) | 57.73 | 95% | 2020-09-01 |
| 5280. | Rob (typinginess) | 57.72 | 96% | 2017-10-27 |
| 5281. | 彡 ᴏᴏʏᴏᴏ 彡 (ooyoo) | 57.71 | 97% | 2018-08-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |