The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9268. | oldaccforpracticing (xsdream) | 90.64 | 96% | 2021-09-05 |
| 9269. | Tachanka (tachankabestop) | 90.64 | 97% | 2019-08-21 |
| 9270. | d-mar (dmar) | 90.64 | — | 2009-10-13 |
| 9271. | Willg (innocence_3121) | 90.63 | 98% | 2022-09-20 |
| 9272. | RIP Byron (sertoriuss) | 90.63 | 93% | 2016-08-10 |
| 9273. | Verrell (verrell1108) | 90.63 | 97% | 2023-05-30 |
| 9274. | Sybil (h00py67) | 90.63 | — | 2008-10-05 |
| 9275. | Croxist (croxist) | 90.62 | 97% | 2019-12-20 |
| 9276. | Pim (_pmirum) | 90.62 | 96% | 2021-08-12 |
| 9277. | Lego (lamborgotii) | 90.62 | 97% | 2020-08-12 |
| 9278. | mike (manarazer) | 90.62 | 100% | 2012-03-03 |
| 9279. | Concon (concon_typing) | 90.61 | 97% | 2019-03-03 |
| 9280. | 1v1 (1v1metyperacerdotcom) | 90.61 | 96% | 2019-05-22 |
| 9281. | Abbacchio (abbacchio) | 90.61 | 99% | 2021-09-04 |
| 9282. | Kristian (kristiant) | 90.61 | 96% | 2018-12-30 |
| 9283. | arin (arin) | 90.61 | — | 2009-03-03 |
| 9284. | Ryan (lordratman) | 90.60 | 98% | 2015-12-29 |
| 9285. | The Real Snail (kelvin_paul) | 90.60 | 97% | 2022-08-10 |
| 9286. | Gustave (gustave_d) | 90.60 | 97% | 2013-12-16 |
| 9287. | Pat (ralphxcrunner) | 90.60 | — | 2009-05-01 |
| 9288. | Chris (emrick) | 90.60 | — | 2011-03-16 |
| 9289. | evo (evome) | 90.59 | 97% | 2023-09-07 |
| 9290. | Matt (mnih003) | 90.59 | 97% | 2022-05-23 |
| 9291. | David (bomely) | 90.59 | 94.8% | 2021-02-19 |
| 9292. | Bob (splork) | 90.59 | 98% | 2019-09-03 |
| 9293. | tnagumo (tnagumo) | 90.59 | 98% | 2015-11-30 |
| 9294. | Bad (iwillgetbetterattyping) | 90.58 | 97% | 2022-06-23 |
| 9295. | its_Atrap (its_atrap) | 90.58 | 99% | 2021-08-29 |
| 9296. | MINH (shinmyou) | 90.58 | 98% | 2020-10-17 |
| 9297. | Kyos (kyos00) | 90.58 | 97% | 2013-03-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |