As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11656. | eri (cactus622) | 80.40 | 96% | 2020-10-31 |
| 11657. | Argon (swdmn) | 80.40 | 96% | 2018-11-14 |
| 11658. | sobysonics (sobysonics) | 80.39 | 96% | 2025-02-25 |
| 11659. | Brody (poilot1) | 80.39 | 97% | 2019-02-14 |
| 11660. | Yoran (greenhawk20) | 80.39 | 99% | 2022-03-30 |
| 11661. | arif (arif2025) | 80.39 | 97% | 2020-12-02 |
| 11662. | Joe (hguoccough) | 80.39 | 93% | 2016-12-15 |
| 11663. | Shirley (shirley56) | 80.39 | 100% | 2017-09-22 |
| 11664. | nevrclevr (nevrclevr) | 80.39 | 91% | 2015-04-30 |
| 11665. | T^T (asylumchess) | 80.39 | 97% | 2018-05-13 |
| 11666. | Holden (nevermore_7182) | 80.38 | 97.4% | 2023-08-31 |
| 11667. | Martin (telery_95) | 80.38 | 97% | 2021-12-06 |
| 11668. | nusstter (nusstter) | 80.38 | 97% | 2023-09-21 |
| 11669. | Rebecca (221btimelord) | 80.38 | 98% | 2019-10-05 |
| 11670. | Raven (kfaulk1216) | 80.38 | 96% | 2019-06-23 |
| 11671. | George (georgetypes) | 80.38 | 95% | 2015-04-03 |
| 11672. | Javacanda (javacanda) | 80.37 | 97% | 2021-12-13 |
| 11673. | Dodo (vuvudodo) | 80.37 | 97% | 2022-05-17 |
| 11674. | p (commanderclitor) | 80.37 | 97% | 2018-10-19 |
| 11675. | viv (toastexee) | 80.37 | 97% | 2021-03-16 |
| 11676. | TheUltimateMeme (theultimat... | 80.37 | 99% | 2021-07-14 |
| 11677. | Hoang (unrealhoang) | 80.37 | 99% | 2016-01-05 |
| 11678. | Mark (emptyper) | 80.37 | 99% | 2017-08-25 |
| 11679. | Fletcher (chowmeinx) | 80.37 | 97% | 2016-08-18 |
| 11680. | Hamza (whoppy) | 80.36 | 97% | 2023-08-20 |
| 11681. | İbrahim Can (ibrahimcan) | 80.36 | 98% | 2022-10-29 |
| 11682. | Alex (philister) | 80.36 | 96% | 2022-10-14 |
| 11683. | Bob (bobsmiwth32423) | 80.36 | 98% | 2020-05-15 |
| 11684. | ManNotSoHungry (mannotsohun... | 80.35 | 97% | 2023-05-30 |
| 11685. | Michael (mdogboy) | 80.35 | 97% | 2017-05-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |