I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13374. | Dig (digbo) | 79.27 | 95% | 2017-10-03 |
| 13375. | auden (abu898) | 79.26 | 96.6% | 2024-11-27 |
| 13376. | Casper (casper_001) | 79.26 | 97% | 2022-06-19 |
| 13377. | Nicole (nikkicole1) | 79.26 | 97% | 2020-07-08 |
| 13378. | Ben (roarshack) | 79.26 | 98% | 2023-03-04 |
| 13379. | Jonathan (microwerx) | 79.25 | 97% | 2021-05-23 |
| 13380. | Imadh (imadh) | 79.25 | 96% | 2023-09-15 |
| 13381. | just why (imnoob22222) | 79.25 | 96% | 2021-04-15 |
| 13382. | Lily (lwege) | 79.25 | 96.9% | 2021-02-16 |
| 13383. | Antoni (aachh) | 79.25 | 98% | 2019-09-26 |
| 13384. | dav (dgal) | 79.25 | 97% | 2018-09-22 |
| 13385. | Franz (slowandfast_) | 79.24 | 97% | 2022-05-25 |
| 13386. | Poop (poopeey) | 79.24 | 96.7% | 2025-02-17 |
| 13387. | Md Adnan (adnan125) | 79.24 | 99% | 2021-07-04 |
| 13388. | Benni (benyaphets) | 79.24 | 91% | 2016-03-31 |
| 13389. | Chips (mrchips) | 79.24 | 92% | 2015-04-04 |
| 13390. | Zerond (zerond) | 79.23 | 97% | 2023-06-21 |
| 13391. | Mark (emptyper) | 79.23 | 99% | 2017-08-29 |
| 13392. | des (imboredinclass) | 79.22 | 97% | 2018-11-15 |
| 13393. | Ishaan (ishaank10) | 79.22 | 97% | 2025-11-01 |
| 13394. | Eugene (kpopgay) | 79.22 | 96% | 2022-03-22 |
| 13395. | Miles (eightmiles27) | 79.22 | 96% | 2021-01-02 |
| 13396. | nancy (wasteoftime) | 79.22 | 90% | 2016-02-11 |
| 13397. | Jeffrey (shinhwa800) | 79.22 | 96% | 2016-06-09 |
| 13398. | Hans (retrovibes_11) | 79.21 | 96% | 2021-04-19 |
| 13399. | YEet (yeeaat) | 79.21 | 96% | 2021-05-07 |
| 13400. | Carroll (carrollshelby) | 79.21 | 95% | 2020-07-26 |
| 13401. | Alec (abahrami) | 79.21 | 96% | 2017-12-26 |
| 13402. | Bob (rando3691) | 79.20 | 97% | 2020-08-10 |
| 13403. | oldweeb (uchiha_obito) | 79.20 | 96% | 2021-05-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |