So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5863. | tonberrysc (ramenandeggs) | 96.24 | 94% | 2013-11-27 |
| 5864. | Jun (junbug85) | 96.24 | — | 2009-02-11 |
| 5865. | Ai (aibah) | 96.24 | 99% | 2022-03-13 |
| 5866. | Jani (gnerkyo) | 96.23 | 96% | 2012-12-02 |
| 5867. | carson (carson16666) | 96.23 | 97% | 2017-09-20 |
| 5868. | Richard (rockpile) | 96.22 | 99% | 2018-12-04 |
| 5869. | Daikaigan (daikaigan) | 96.22 | 99% | 2020-11-23 |
| 5870. | Thomas (complexqt) | 96.21 | 92% | 2016-02-21 |
| 5871. | Luka (m4niac) | 96.21 | 97% | 2022-11-16 |
| 5872. | Irfan Gondal (speedking_md) | 96.21 | 98% | 2021-01-09 |
| 5873. | Tom (sentokuyamato) | 96.21 | 97.3% | 2023-11-03 |
| 5874. | EMMS (pacific) | 96.20 | — | 2008-11-20 |
| 5875. | sidm (sidm) | 96.20 | 95% | 2016-03-04 |
| 5876. | Troy (teeroy) | 96.20 | 98% | 2018-06-15 |
| 5877. | Ajay (dudeth) | 96.20 | 97% | 2020-12-08 |
| 5878. | default car (typingslowly) | 96.20 | 98% | 2018-07-05 |
| 5879. | Dylan (coolguybro) | 96.19 | 93% | 2016-09-07 |
| 5880. | mb3awi (emptybox34) | 96.19 | 97% | 2020-12-30 |
| 5881. | Andrew (anarchyao) | 96.19 | 91% | 2012-11-18 |
| 5882. | Engr Ghulam (abbas12) | 96.18 | 99% | 2015-03-22 |
| 5883. | Shayla (chemistryx) | 96.18 | — | 2009-03-14 |
| 5884. | Davis (dyoshida) | 96.18 | 92% | 2017-01-12 |
| 5885. | Yelxuh (yelxuh) | 96.18 | 99% | 2021-06-29 |
| 5886. | Stunningham (bobsmiley86) | 96.18 | 98% | 2011-11-07 |
| 5887. | DrApe (howardshan) | 96.18 | 98% | 2014-06-19 |
| 5888. | Serena (perkyblackchick) | 96.17 | 97% | 2014-02-26 |
| 5889. | Alex (mavis_beacon) | 96.16 | — | 2008-12-01 |
| 5890. | Luke (lmonington) | 96.16 | 94% | 2015-07-23 |
| 5891. | Salmon (pillowend) | 96.15 | 97% | 2017-06-04 |
| 5892. | Pepega (noquiterino) | 96.15 | 95% | 2017-04-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |