So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24296. | Chaglar (cypriotboi) | 61.57 | 98% | 2013-12-13 |
| 24297. | Bibek (bibek22) | 61.57 | 94% | 2015-12-04 |
| 24298. | shicheng (fgtfer) | 61.57 | 91% | 2016-01-29 |
| 24299. | Tobias (tobiasjm) | 61.57 | 94% | 2013-04-18 |
| 24300. | thu (thupham) | 61.57 | — | 2009-06-07 |
| 24301. | runa (dawn_89) | 61.56 | 96% | 2022-05-17 |
| 24302. | Abucay (medleypond) | 61.56 | 98% | 2023-09-05 |
| 24303. | fethy (lefty_dz) | 61.56 | 97% | 2021-07-12 |
| 24304. | zachary (zhutton) | 61.56 | 97% | 2020-04-28 |
| 24305. | vicky (vickyliu) | 61.56 | 94% | 2014-04-07 |
| 24306. | Hiu Pang (12333211) | 61.56 | 94% | 2011-06-01 |
| 24307. | Timothy (timw4mail) | 61.56 | — | 2009-08-07 |
| 24308. | Keep Distance (spender) | 61.56 | 98% | 2014-09-27 |
| 24309. | S (scarton) | 61.56 | 94% | 2019-06-21 |
| 24310. | Misticati (misticati) | 61.56 | 97% | 2012-04-04 |
| 24311. | duane (duanejb) | 61.56 | 93% | 2015-09-18 |
| 24312. | jail_penguin (oneillm288) | 61.55 | 93% | 2015-12-07 |
| 24313. | Muhammad Emon (emonsojib) | 61.55 | 98% | 2023-05-24 |
| 24314. | Lightning (lightningfastt) | 61.55 | 97% | 2023-04-04 |
| 24315. | christian (_childish) | 61.55 | 97% | 2021-04-20 |
| 24316. | Joy (foremangrill) | 61.55 | 94% | 2015-02-04 |
| 24317. | Cassie Lynn (cassielynz_00) | 61.55 | 96% | 2021-01-26 |
| 24318. | ricka abigael (rickarickz) | 61.55 | — | 2010-09-06 |
| 24319. | miggy (migoyan) | 61.55 | 95% | 2013-10-04 |
| 24320. | Tyler (tnhouse) | 61.55 | 88% | 2014-12-26 |
| 24321. | Hossam (hossam_206_406) | 61.55 | — | 2011-03-30 |
| 24322. | Mitch (mitchelltimken) | 61.54 | 96% | 2017-04-02 |
| 24323. | roadto200wpm hugo :33 (huvolt) | 61.54 | 94.5% | 2023-05-20 |
| 24324. | punj (punj) | 61.54 | 95% | 2021-06-20 |
| 24325. | Lukas (cerilious) | 61.54 | 93% | 2015-11-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |