Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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5478. | Andrew (tiger1490) | 54.12 | 98% | 2018-02-04 |
5479. | John (procrastinator4life) | 54.11 | 97% | 2020-01-30 |
5480. | Verniy (verniykancolle) | 54.09 | 94% | 2019-11-21 |
5481. | Eric (godhand4826) | 54.08 | 98% | 2019-12-18 |
5482. | Clarys (clarys) | 54.07 | 96% | 2020-07-24 |
5483. | Khizer (khizlaw) | 54.06 | 93% | 2020-11-16 |
5484. | Fermin (ozymandiasf) | 54.06 | 96% | 2018-05-20 |
5485. | IMcRoni (imcroni) | 54.06 | 95% | 2020-06-29 |
5486. | Andy (ukp2) | 54.05 | 96% | 2020-12-02 |
5487. | Jacob (jacobthetyper4) | 54.04 | 97% | 2020-05-22 |
5488. | modrad (modrad) | 54.03 | 95% | 2020-12-10 |
5489. | ♦☺♦ (lookdownnotjustup) | 54.01 | 97% | 2020-01-07 |
5490. | Brandon (bbuthmann) | 53.99 | 94% | 2020-06-30 |
5491. | David (davidbojkovski) | 53.95 | 94% | 2019-11-19 |
5492. | Miras (t_miras_s) | 53.91 | 94% | 2018-12-06 |
5493. | Aman (aman416) | 53.89 | 96% | 2020-10-14 |
5494. | Banana_has_Radiation (emman... | 53.88 | 94% | 2020-12-08 |
5495. | Mubashir (monkegates) | 53.86 | 95% | 2019-03-18 |
5496. | Lovro (bucimin) | 53.83 | 95% | 2020-06-27 |
5497. | Xtrics (christ0208) | 53.81 | 95% | 2019-04-25 |
5498. | Eric (eric_17) | 53.79 | 93% | 2020-06-07 |
5499. | Saurav (saurav_anwar) | 53.78 | 96% | 2018-03-11 |
5500. | Raunak (aabbccdd4444) | 53.77 | 94% | 2019-05-16 |
5501. | Fikri (fikrimus35) | 53.75 | 97% | 2019-06-25 |
5502. | Pulkit (pulk) | 53.74 | 95% | 2018-03-26 |
5503. | Skagenmacka (skagenmacka) | 53.73 | 96% | 2020-09-11 |
5504. | Zlatin (master_zit) | 53.73 | 97% | 2020-11-04 |
5505. | Abby (ironeek) | 53.73 | 96% | 2020-01-20 |
5506. | Tilted Fingers (yogzkee) | 53.69 | 96% | 2020-08-24 |
5507. | Coco (thegamercoco) | 53.68 | 93% | 2020-08-31 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 9,271 | 80.64 | June 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 99.42 | February 14, 2022 |