The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11408. | badplayer (idk213) | 86.22 | 96% | 2021-09-02 |
| 11409. | Leo (linleo345) | 86.22 | 96% | 2021-04-04 |
| 11410. | Joshua (vot1_bear) | 86.22 | 95% | 2014-02-03 |
| 11411. | Hayden (silentfox12345) | 86.21 | 97% | 2020-01-21 |
| 11412. | denys (denys147) | 86.21 | 98% | 2011-10-20 |
| 11413. | Darkaria (darkaria) | 86.21 | 96% | 2020-11-24 |
| 11414. | Walter (non_white) | 86.21 | 94% | 2011-09-27 |
| 11415. | ʞunɯz (zmunk) | 86.20 | 98% | 2017-10-03 |
| 11416. | Anthony (anthony_nik) | 86.19 | 96% | 2020-11-27 |
| 11417. | Killexcl (killexcl) | 86.19 | 95% | 2019-10-16 |
| 11418. | Jin Yi (jinyisim) | 86.19 | 97% | 2021-11-17 |
| 11419. | David (dave_em) | 86.19 | 99% | 2021-05-01 |
| 11420. | Sylph (sylph9) | 86.19 | 97% | 2022-10-03 |
| 11421. | Dan (danwin) | 86.19 | 96% | 2013-05-31 |
| 11422. | William (wponds6) | 86.19 | 96% | 2015-03-03 |
| 11423. | bidens dog (spacerider93) | 86.19 | 94% | 2012-03-11 |
| 11424. | NOWIMMAD (nowimmad) | 86.18 | 96% | 2018-11-12 |
| 11425. | Emma (emmacbryant) | 86.18 | 98.1% | 2023-10-26 |
| 11426. | Momen (momenarafa) | 86.18 | 97% | 2023-01-20 |
| 11427. | Matthew (mattyhassett) | 86.18 | 96% | 2019-02-01 |
| 11428. | John (johndel) | 86.18 | — | 2009-07-10 |
| 11429. | Jerry (concise) | 86.18 | 97% | 2017-03-08 |
| 11430. | Will (ghostal) | 86.17 | 98% | 2020-05-31 |
| 11431. | David (psfmer) | 86.17 | 98% | 2014-10-09 |
| 11432. | Graham (grogers) | 86.16 | 99% | 2020-07-23 |
| 11433. | Evelio (evelioff) | 86.16 | 97% | 2013-12-30 |
| 11434. | cal (cal_boy) | 86.16 | 98% | 2022-02-11 |
| 11435. | Brian (desbrigs) | 86.16 | 97% | 2023-01-10 |
| 11436. | Wheat (wheatgrinder) | 86.16 | 98% | 2015-02-19 |
| 11437. | adro (abodoro2k2) | 86.16 | 96% | 2020-12-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |